Life in Australia is day after day of finding out that such and such a down to earth man of the people larrikin media personality went to Scotch College.

The Ashes are over so what is Michael Vaughan still doing here. Fuck him off.

oh no where am I going to go to watch Trent Dalton getting interlocuted by Leigh Sales now

Social cohesion fuck me dead

Whenever you see an older person with a scooter they have a certain little look on their face and you can tell that they are dying for you to ask them about it.

Those Terri Scheer ads are Australia to a t. Not only do they portray tenants as hapless bumbling losers who are likely to burn your investy down any second, they also imply that it's totally cool for the landlord's representative to swan into your loungeroom unannounced whenever they like.