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“And yet, that wouldn’t have been an issue if you kept your dated-in-order stack of tickets out normally instead of dumping them onto your desk.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:50 AM
“By picking them up and placing them down. Then it’d still be in order my newest to oldest. And easier to switch said papers to oldest to newest if that’s what your OCD demands.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:47 AM
“Seems like you should’ve thought about that before dumping the drawer now, hm?”
October 21, 2024 at 7:45 AM
“Then 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘺 rearrange that pile of tickets.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:44 AM
“…. I’m going to replace all of your dishes with plastic. Your silverware with wood. Rearrange your closet and drawers.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:42 AM
“Then suppose we should pile them up neatly and put them to the side. Else you’re getting kicked from your own bed.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:35 AM
“Blue’s taking your spot in the bed tonight.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:28 AM
“Then stop complaining.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
“Would you rather have your license revoked and truck taken? You’re paying the damn tickets. Pull them out, Captain.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:25 AM
……..
Pinching the bridge of his nose——

“That’s why I said 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, Drautos.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
“Then 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵 and leave them out and we’ll work on some of them 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:19 AM
“You’ve had some of these tickets for almost TWENTY YEARS and yet you still have every one of them. Unpaid. When you have the funds to be able to pay it off.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
“Let me get this straight.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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October 21, 2024 at 7:16 AM
“Deal with it.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
“Take them out and bring them with you tomorrow. I’ll help with them.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
“…. Yet you’re not in whatever it is yourself.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:13 AM
“Where are they located?”
October 21, 2024 at 7:12 AM
“No thank you.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:11 AM
“…….. Like your speeding tickets?”
October 21, 2024 at 7:10 AM
“…….. Calling Monica would do, then. She would be able to handle it without my involvement. You and her barely work together, consider it you being concerned about the job not being done.”
October 21, 2024 at 7:03 AM
“Then start calling Monica or I instead. The police force is still part of the Guard— I can just contact the head instead and make sure something’s actually done.”
October 21, 2024 at 6:55 AM
“𝘐 𝘥𝘰. You do realize that you can issue complaints by calling and giving license plates, correct?”
October 21, 2024 at 6:51 AM
“The speed limit is the speed limit 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 anything more or less, determined by area, is a 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥. Someone going 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 said limit in a significant amount is punishable. Anything over ten miles over in the left lane is punishable.”
October 21, 2024 at 6:47 AM
“It’s the 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 lane. You go just over the limit to 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 slower traffic.”
October 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM