CoreyWrites
@coreywrites.bsky.social
Satirical writer. Playwright. Voter. Occasional activist.
Many thanks, as always, to @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for the opportunity! weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-...
Coming Soon From the Makers of Capitalism: Plutocracy! – Weekly Humorist
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December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Many thanks, as always, to @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for the opportunity! weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-...
I've been trying to get this published somewhere for at least two years (I honestly don't remember how long it's been). Many thanks to Little Old Lady for finally making it happen! You’ve made my wish come true. @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/3v...
“Come Hither, I Shall Tell You of a Time When Mariah Carey Serenaded Us Year ‘Round!” — Little Old Lady
Ah, Christmas! The stockings are hung, the kids are stampeding through the house like wild animals, and a holiday program is going unwatched. To me, children! Did you know there was a time when the la...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've been trying to get this published somewhere for at least two years (I honestly don't remember how long it's been). Many thanks to Little Old Lady for finally making it happen! You’ve made my wish come true. @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/3v...
Pope Leo, the first American pope, is visiting Turkey today.
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Pope Leo, the first American pope, is visiting Turkey today.
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
My latest for The Flak: www.the-flak.com/writing/does...
“Does My Renters’ Insurance Cover Unlawful FBI Raids?” — The FLAK
“This is a unique situation. For now, anyway. Please bear with me.”
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November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I hope they don’t figure out a way to run ads in your dreams. That would be a nightmare.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I hope they don’t figure out a way to run ads in your dreams. That would be a nightmare.
I wonder how long it’s going to take for Andrew Cuomo to start a podcast. He has nothing else to do now…🤔
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wonder how long it’s going to take for Andrew Cuomo to start a podcast. He has nothing else to do now…🤔
Doomscrolling has been replaced by hopescrolling. At least for today.
Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Doomscrolling has been replaced by hopescrolling. At least for today.
Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
Dick Cheney, Powerful Vice President and Washington Insider, Dies at 84
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November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Just in time for Halloween, “Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, by Samuel Beckett.” Thanks to The Gorko Gazette for the opportunity!
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New content every morning!
Do you really think he’ll come?
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October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just in time for Halloween, “Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, by Samuel Beckett.” Thanks to The Gorko Gazette for the opportunity!
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If MAGA Republicans weren’t afraid of protest, they wouldn’t be demonizing it.
March today. Please. #NoKingsDay 🚫👑
March today. Please. #NoKingsDay 🚫👑
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If MAGA Republicans weren’t afraid of protest, they wouldn’t be demonizing it.
March today. Please. #NoKingsDay 🚫👑
March today. Please. #NoKingsDay 🚫👑
Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...
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October 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...
My contribution to this most holy of observances. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About the New Taylor Swift Album Weigh In on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict – Weekly Humorist
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October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My contribution to this most holy of observances. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.
"Taking Tylenol is, uh...not good."
Our president, everyone... 🤦♂️
Our president, everyone... 🤦♂️
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Taking Tylenol is, uh...not good."
Our president, everyone... 🤦♂️
Our president, everyone... 🤦♂️
Never half ass anything. Be a total ass at all times.
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Never half ass anything. Be a total ass at all times.
Welp. It’s Saturday. Time to engage in some unbridled online hate speech like the domestic terrorist I am.
I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…
I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…
September 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Welp. It’s Saturday. Time to engage in some unbridled online hate speech like the domestic terrorist I am.
I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…
I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…
I was standing at the entrance of a bar and someone mistook me for the bouncer.
I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊
I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊
September 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I was standing at the entrance of a bar and someone mistook me for the bouncer.
I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊
I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊
My latest for The Flak www.the-flak.com/writing/prom...
“Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About Taylor Swift Weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict” — The FLAK
“Would it be worth trying to have her come in to broker peace?”
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August 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The good people at @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social have published my Superman disavowing Dean Cain article! www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs...
“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — Little Old Lady
Thank you all for joining me. Thanks also to Perry White, Lois Lane, and everyone at The Daily Planet for handling the logistics of this hastily assembled press conference. My pal Jimmy Olsen will b...
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August 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The good people at @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social have published my Superman disavowing Dean Cain article! www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs...
My latest for The Flak: www.the-flak.com/writing/wzqq...
“I’m an Infectious, Formerly Non-Existent Disease, and I’ve Never Been Prouder to be an American!” — The FLAK
“It’s boom time for us airborne pathogens, and we have you, the good ol’ U.S. of A, to thank for it!”
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August 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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It’s Not You, It’s the Fact That We Now Have a Reality Show on TLC – Weekly Humorist
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August 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Superman weighs in on the Dean Cain controversy. He may have had some help from me.
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“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — The FLAK
“Despite my durability, this has become a pain in my ass!”
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August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Superman weighs in on the Dean Cain controversy. He may have had some help from me.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!
August 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!