Corey Ryan Forrester
coreyrforrester.bsky.social
Corey Ryan Forrester
@coreyrforrester.bsky.social
Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com
Good lord. Y’all think y’all could keep up with ole Charlie Sheen? I don’t think I got it in me!
September 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Morning announcement: if you “roll coal” or any such thing, we hate you
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Where is D.B. Cooper? As you all know I LOVE history and have decided to use it as my anti drug and alcohol mechanism 🤣. I’m dedicating myself to learning everything I can about who we are, where we came from, and the legendary people that make life so interesting.

Full Story at WeLoveCorey.com
September 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Back in 1928, a little boy named Walter Collins went to the movies in L.A. and never came home. What followed was one of the wildest, most heartbreaking crime stories you’ve never heard…a fake reunion cooked up by the LAPD…Full story at WeLoveCorey.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com

Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Anyone in Silicon Valley want to be an angel investor in one of my new apps??
June 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wanna read the news but lack the attention span? I’ve summed up the stupid Elon Musk-Trump-Stephen/Katie Miller story in less than 3 mins!

Thoughts?
May 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do you like Mark Twain? Do you like falling asleep?

I think I can help!
May 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’ve had so many lovely messages from friends and fans alike that say this is now the ONLY way they can relax and fall asleep! Makes me so happy

I read you Mark Twain in a calming southern voice and you get rest? What could be better
May 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My wife had never heard of the famous “poop knife” story from Reddit and unfortunately I actually lived through it in a way 🤮

(That said, I’m proud of the girth of my 2 year olds sh*t lol)
May 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Call me “woke” all you want, but when it comes to accessing danger, I trust Black people 100% more than I trust white people lol. Sorry not sorry
April 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wanna fall asleep to me reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain in my most calming southern voice?

Chapters 3 and 4 are out now!
April 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Did you know that if you live in or near St Louis and don’t already have tickets to my show next Friday May 2nd then you hate my son and don’t want him to go to college?

It’s true. Shame on you

Tix @ CoreyRyanForrester.com
April 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM