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"Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING-absolutely nothing-half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."
Amongst the breathless accolades after yesterday’s presser, I think people are missing the most important part of what Minneapolis Chief O’Hara said: “police have been instructed to keep their riot gear with them at all times.”
Who would that be used against?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s super funny to see all these people on here dunking on Kash Patel, pining for the return of the “real fbi.”
Quit embarrassing yourself and read up on J Edgar Hoover. That organization has always existed for, and been led by depraved right-wing extremists.
X-files was great show, but fiction!
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Winter cyclist in Minneapolis here. 25+ years experience. The combination of snow and bollards everywhere is just the worst, most dangerous situation. Protect bike lanes or not. Ain’t no half stepping!
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Everybody has a Trump , until they get Zohraned in the face…”
-Mike Tyson
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Angie Craig, the very same Angie Craig who is constantly spamming my phone for donations, thinking she will become US Senator some day, decided to vote with House Republicans to “condemn socialism?” Get out of here!
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Something isn’t right with Apple’s predictive text. I was starting to type the word “illness” and after the first two letters it offered me up “Illinois” and “illegals” as the top two word suggestions. Those are words I would never use, so it isn’t learning it from me.
I feel sick.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“We would like to talk to Mr. Emmer about the going ons in Congress, but he has denied our requests for interview.”

Cathy Wurzer has that ice cold delivery that only could come from a Minneapolis South High grad.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Lake Harriet, standing on a cold beach with strangers on a Tuesday night in November.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hearing that the district has decided to come to the table and a Minneapolis teacher strike is adverted? Please be true!
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A lot of fear and uncertainty among those of us that teach and have kids in Minneapolis schools. I just dropped my red wings off at the cobbler to get them resoled. I have an unfounded superstition that hopes that being ready means we won’t have to walk.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Any one else not see Frey at the Minneapolis Educator rally?
Omar Fateh, Dewayne Davis, Jazz Hampton were there. Wonder why he doesn’t care about public schools?
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When the MPS schools Sup announces she has been voted MN “Superintendent of the Year 2026” while 92% of educators authorize strike, rejecting a 0% raise offer….makes you wonder what the criteria are? Is this what all Districts aspire to? Shortchange the educators? Force a strike?
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Farm Aid 40 might not happen, because they aren't gonna cross a picket line.
Solidarity with the UofM service workers in Local 320!
The cops kettled and arrested a bunch of picketers last night, saw a horrible video of an older woman pushed to the ground by the cops. Hit her head.
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man...the route 27 is some real Whittier erasure at work. As a kid who grew up on 27th street I would have loved this bus. Except instead of going straight, it goes back down to Lake.
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Gonna make a bumper sticker:
"4th Amendment:
Come search and seize it!"
September 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tacos El Kevin has figured out the gender inclusive restroom pretty well.
August 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Minneapolis mayor race is heating up:
People who use lawn chemicals, Frey.
People who have rampant weeds in wildflower beds, front yard produce, Fateh or Davis.
Close cropped grass, and clusters of one or two flower beds, Hampton.

Non-scientific survey, based on lawn signs.
August 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
River was nice yesterday. No public water access to this entire pool means that any boats need to come up through the Ford Dam. If you have a canoe or kayak there are other ways in. It was just me, saw no other boats in 4 hours paddling. That bagpiper in St. Paul was the only thing not relaxing.
August 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Now that the God Does Like Ugly album dropped, hyped to have "JID-level experts in my pocket"
He's really been on top of his game.
August 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Like the Minnesota Twins, Summertime is having a fire sale, so get it cheap before it gets too smokey, rainy, or just ends entirely for the season.
August 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Remember Quest, the music venue, and Qwest the phone company?
August 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Unfortunately I lost or broke all my other physical Pixies media, but cranking this, the most important one. Seeing them live tonight in St. Paul.
July 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Did the researchers who predict tsunamis get DOGE'd? That might be bad.
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That NYT article about Alpha, the for-profit AI school in Austin has all these photos that are kind of terrifying if you zoom in and see what the adorable youngsters bathed in sunlight are looking at on their screens.
July 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Made it in to shore just before the storm, loaded up the canoe, and took shelter under a bridge for a bit. Then continued on my way doing the slightly sinister bike-pulling-a-canoe-in-the-rain-at-night thing. Singing softly to myself with made up lyrics.
July 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM