Mean Gene Roddenberry
@copbite.bsky.social
Bit a cop, got a ticket for a cop bite
I build useful software, which is why I'm aggressively anti-AI
I build useful software, which is why I'm aggressively anti-AI
you can unmute that guy and apologize now
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you can unmute that guy and apologize now
Nextdoor login is so completely broken. I haven't used it in 10 years but I still get emails. If I try to sign in, I get in a death loop of "we sent a code to your email"
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nextdoor login is so completely broken. I haven't used it in 10 years but I still get emails. If I try to sign in, I get in a death loop of "we sent a code to your email"
that recording session
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
that recording session
Lemme guess, "TrumpCare" that is a straight line from your paycheck to his coffers
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lemme guess, "TrumpCare" that is a straight line from your paycheck to his coffers
me about to argue with you
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
me about to argue with you
Every "simulated" phishing email my company sends out to test employees
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every "simulated" phishing email my company sends out to test employees
can't even call it the Northern Lights, it's every direction tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
can't even call it the Northern Lights, it's every direction tonight
Sometimes things don't suck
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sometimes things don't suck
turning my washer to "Drain and spin" because the clothes are too wet, and it starts adding more water
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
turning my washer to "Drain and spin" because the clothes are too wet, and it starts adding more water
Change in headline
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Change in headline
Really, Mike?! Because it seems like it DEFEATS YOUR WHOLE PREMISE
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Really, Mike?! Because it seems like it DEFEATS YOUR WHOLE PREMISE
Got an ad for Chat GPT where it gave a guy advice for his date... haven't we already decided this is a mistake?
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Got an ad for Chat GPT where it gave a guy advice for his date... haven't we already decided this is a mistake?
Why did I buy my heat exchanger from IKEA?!
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Why did I buy my heat exchanger from IKEA?!
Rural America hates him too
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Rural America hates him too
Apparently he doooooooooo
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Apparently he doooooooooo