Daft Pun
@cooperearljones.bsky.social
P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.
I’ve had this for about three years and just now decided to put it together. Weird.
December 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve had this for about three years and just now decided to put it together. Weird.
I’ve gotten into police body cam and interrogation videos lately, but I saw one last night so disturbing that I can’t get it out of my mind. Hopefully drinking will help me forget.
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’ve gotten into police body cam and interrogation videos lately, but I saw one last night so disturbing that I can’t get it out of my mind. Hopefully drinking will help me forget.
This sucks, but not as much as having to deal with people pretending to like college basketball, baseball, and hockey in the upcoming months since football will be gone
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This sucks, but not as much as having to deal with people pretending to like college basketball, baseball, and hockey in the upcoming months since football will be gone
I blame the people who saw Avatar this weekend for everything that is wrong with America and the Cowboys.
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I blame the people who saw Avatar this weekend for everything that is wrong with America and the Cowboys.
How did that teacher ever come up with Dicker the kicker…such genius
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How did that teacher ever come up with Dicker the kicker…such genius
If you took a shot every time there was a flag when Turpin gets a return of more than three yards, you wouldn’t clear 2025
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you took a shot every time there was a flag when Turpin gets a return of more than three yards, you wouldn’t clear 2025
I wonder when they have time to practice handshake moves?
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wonder when they have time to practice handshake moves?
Chicago
Teams I don’t believe in:
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Chicago
New Christmas beat uploaded for those who observe
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
New Christmas beat uploaded for those who observe
When racists see black Santa
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When racists see black Santa
Teams I don’t believe in:
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Teams I don’t believe in:
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
Philadelphia
Cowboys
Bears
Steelers
Broncos
Philadelphia
Jacksonville
A lot of people aren’t having fun atm 😞
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A lot of people aren’t having fun atm 😞
Give 54 an Oscar
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Give 54 an Oscar
If Jake Paul lost…does that mean nature is starting to heal?
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If Jake Paul lost…does that mean nature is starting to heal?
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don’t know why I have to keep telling my kids it’s not winter break for working folks
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t know why I have to keep telling my kids it’s not winter break for working folks