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Half-fly half-man, I guess that makes me a flan. Astro/space, history, Whippet wrangler, vegetarian, ex-RAF, severe tinnitus sufferer. Fav dino = Pachycephalosaurus
Of course its not bloody dried. One of those, "we don't need a plasterer, we can do it ourselves" moments where my wife scoots off to the allotment and I end up screwing it up
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Of course its not bloody dried. One of those, "we don't need a plasterer, we can do it ourselves" moments where my wife scoots off to the allotment and I end up screwing it up
Satan's green balls of death!
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Satan's green balls of death!
Happy Birthday young man!
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Birthday young man!
Pretty sure I went to bed in my tuxedo and a bottle of champers and woke up like this regretting 'life choices.' Also afraid to check bank balance after shouting 2-for-1 cocktails are on me.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pretty sure I went to bed in my tuxedo and a bottle of champers and woke up like this regretting 'life choices.' Also afraid to check bank balance after shouting 2-for-1 cocktails are on me.
It'll be nice not to be told I'm being made redundant on the day of the party and then let go of on Christmas Eve (tis 100% true, happened 2009)
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It'll be nice not to be told I'm being made redundant on the day of the party and then let go of on Christmas Eve (tis 100% true, happened 2009)
M&S men's boxers starts as a gateway drug to middle age. Next up, it'll be those glasses with lights by JML or some other crap
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
M&S men's boxers starts as a gateway drug to middle age. Next up, it'll be those glasses with lights by JML or some other crap