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"E517 CLUEMANATTI" CLUE! CLue! Clue! clue!
Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only
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Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only
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July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"E517 CLUEMANATTI" CLUE! CLue! Clue! clue!
Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only
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Summer in the city, making adult friends, Clipse album as purist bait, Epstein won't die, mayoral tradition of food scandals, Cooper Flagg vs the Big Tariff, WNBA drama and more—for beloved subscribers only
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Consuming alcohol is a skill, basic bros as new punks, the thievery of Gen-Z, olive oil valor, the Knicks >>> the Celtics and conspiracy theories are frosty beers for the weak!!!
A new (perfect) pod available everywhere!
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A new (perfect) pod available everywhere!
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Howl at the Moon: Cookies 508 | Cookies Hoops
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May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Consuming alcohol is a skill, basic bros as new punks, the thievery of Gen-Z, olive oil valor, the Knicks >>> the Celtics and conspiracy theories are frosty beers for the weak!!!
A new (perfect) pod available everywhere!
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A new (perfect) pod available everywhere!
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Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
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There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
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Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507
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May 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
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There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
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Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
youtu.be/7B_DFicXluE?...
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
youtu.be/7B_DFicXluE?...
Warriors vs Rockets: Doubles Bigs, No Basketball Geniuses | "Tortilla Flats" Cookies Hoops E507
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May 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Was the antidote for too many bigs even more bigs and are 3 geniuses better than zero???
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
youtu.be/7B_DFicXluE?...
There’s a new @CookiesHoops pod available on Patreon now! Subscribe for 5 (Malik) measly bucks a month!!!
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The Weak Link Theory makes scapegoats of role players, but when your GM's Rob Pelinka, a top-heavy approach might squander some legendary guys?
There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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Is the Modern NBA a Strongest Link Sport or Weakest Link Sport? | "Worm Control" Cookies Hoops E506
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May 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Weak Link Theory makes scapegoats of role players, but when your GM's Rob Pelinka, a top-heavy approach might squander some legendary guys?
There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
youtu.be/2ublHNuCMVQ?...
There's a new pod available on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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Listen to "Worm Control" e506 anywhere!
We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more
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We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more
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Worm Control: Cookies 506 | Cookies Hoops
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April 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Listen to "Worm Control" e506 anywhere!
We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more
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We're talking Knicks vs Pistons, symbolism of Mets hats, living without fridges, future of Grizz and Bucks, Redick's war of attrition, Randles' uncular energy and more
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Purchase more than one of our four regal Knicks tees and get 25% off!
GO NY GO NY GO
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GO NY GO NY GO
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April 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Purchase more than one of our four regal Knicks tees and get 25% off!
GO NY GO NY GO
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GO NY GO NY GO
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Who can corner the market on a coach's challenge rap? Who's got that injury time out anthem? NBA broadcast riches are being left on the hardcourt!!!
There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice!
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There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice!
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God Is My Copilot: Cookies 505 | Cookies Hoops
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April 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Who can corner the market on a coach's challenge rap? Who's got that injury time out anthem? NBA broadcast riches are being left on the hardcourt!!!
There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice!
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There's a new (perfect) pod up now on Patreon! Subscribe for the cost of one slice!
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For a mere $5 a month, you get hours of (perfect) pods, early access to hot items and our unending gratitude!!!
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April 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
For a mere $5 a month, you get hours of (perfect) pods, early access to hot items and our unending gratitude!!!
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Purchase more than one of our four regal Knicks tees and get 25% off!
GO NY GO NY GO
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GO NY GO NY GO
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April 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Purchase more than one of our four regal Knicks tees and get 25% off!
GO NY GO NY GO
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GO NY GO NY GO
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The Chinese luxury market is coming for your Basquiats, the parm hits different under a fresco, the Knicks should've fired Thibs, DOPY, Beef Stew and the Sixers bad luck vs bad planning????
New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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Ratpack-Shaped Hole: Cookies 504 | Cookies Hoops
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April 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Chinese luxury market is coming for your Basquiats, the parm hits different under a fresco, the Knicks should've fired Thibs, DOPY, Beef Stew and the Sixers bad luck vs bad planning????
New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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New (perfect) pod on Apple, Spotify and Patreon!
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The Knicks are locked in and ready for that spicy Beef Stew, and so are we!
We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs!
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We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs!
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NY Goonies 2025 Tee
Gang's all here! Fresh for 2025, our most diabolical NY Goonies shirt to date features the squad's hard-nosed guards, grimy forwards, and a sharpshooting giant on the front of a white tee. The back hi...
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April 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Knicks are locked in and ready for that spicy Beef Stew, and so are we!
We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs!
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We've reprinted a limited number the Goonies tee so scoop one for all your playoff needs!
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In the haze of Bro/Boomer Originalism, are we ever going to reach the era of the emotional athlete?
The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson!
There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now!
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The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson!
There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now!
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Luka Doncic Weeps in Return to Dallas (And So Did We All) | "Ratpack-Shaped Hole" Cookies Hoops E504
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April 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In the haze of Bro/Boomer Originalism, are we ever going to reach the era of the emotional athlete?
The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson!
There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now!
www.youtube.com/watch?si=TjO...
The Mavericks tried to break Luka, and they did, but it was just another L for Adelson!
There's a new @CookiesHoops (perfect) pod up now!
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Paris Hilton's "STOP BEING POOR" is a top-5 t-shirt graphic of all-time and her legacy as a fortune-telling, adult-working nepo-reality star is slept on!
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Paris Hilton: Put Some Respect On Her Name, Dammit! | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503
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April 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Paris Hilton's "STOP BEING POOR" is a top-5 t-shirt graphic of all-time and her legacy as a fortune-telling, adult-working nepo-reality star is slept on!
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Paris Hilton was sent from the future, a dumpling burrito, Y2K, Nolita is burning, RIP NCAA Flagg, no more corner 3s, the Russ tale as old as time and where have we seen a Thompson before????
Perfect pod #503 available everywhere!
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Perfect pod #503 available everywhere!
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Should the NBA Outlaw Corner 3s? | "Stop Being Poor" Cookies Hoops E503
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April 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Paris Hilton was sent from the future, a dumpling burrito, Y2K, Nolita is burning, RIP NCAA Flagg, no more corner 3s, the Russ tale as old as time and where have we seen a Thompson before????
Perfect pod #503 available everywhere!
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Perfect pod #503 available everywhere!
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New York is too real for Morgan Wallen, cartoons are innovation blockers, Chat GPT is overpainting again, the era of difficult movies, Stephen A Smith's decline, baseball perverts, coaching sins and could Flagg's Duke beat the MJ Bulls????
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March 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New York is too real for Morgan Wallen, cartoons are innovation blockers, Chat GPT is overpainting again, the era of difficult movies, Stephen A Smith's decline, baseball perverts, coaching sins and could Flagg's Duke beat the MJ Bulls????
@cookieshoops.bsky.social
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Is there a fundamental aesthetic problem with math-centric basketball? On E501 "Black Sheep" we solve this befuddling brain-teaser!
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Is the NBA's 3-Point Problem Just AESTHETICS? | "Black Sheep" Cookies E501
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March 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is there a fundamental aesthetic problem with math-centric basketball? On E501 "Black Sheep" we solve this befuddling brain-teaser!
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How you pick it up pick it up pick it up while hollering,
rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics???
A new ep for our Patreon subs!!!
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rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics???
A new ep for our Patreon subs!!!
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Black Sheep: Cookies 501 | Cookies Hoops
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March 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
How you pick it up pick it up pick it up while hollering,
rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics???
A new ep for our Patreon subs!!!
www.patreon.com/posts/black-...
rise-and-grinders, screen shamers, TikTok is the new heavy metal, sauceless Pitino, math on the ropes, Flagg real talk and they soft-ghosted the Celtics???
A new ep for our Patreon subs!!!
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Is Cooper Flagg more Casual Kawhi Leonard or Dawg Julius Randle?
There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!!
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There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!!
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Who is Cooper Flagg's NBA Comparison? | "Black Sheep" Cookies Hoops 501
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March 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is Cooper Flagg more Casual Kawhi Leonard or Dawg Julius Randle?
There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!!
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There’s a new @CookiesHoops episode for our Patreon royalty!!!
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made this alt fan cover art for @cookieshoops.bsky.social back when carb on carb (spaghetti burritos, ravioli pizza) was all the rage. guess i need to step my game and get some mapo tofu popping off
thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)
thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)
March 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
made this alt fan cover art for @cookieshoops.bsky.social back when carb on carb (spaghetti burritos, ravioli pizza) was all the rage. guess i need to step my game and get some mapo tofu popping off
thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)
thanks for the perfect pods @andrewkuostudio.bsky.social & detrick (not sure if he is on here)
March 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Episode 500 is a literal FREE FOR ALL experience!
We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!!
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We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!!
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March 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Episode 500 is a literal FREE FOR ALL experience!
We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!!
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We talk Canal Street seating, Playboi Carti and HBA, dead internet theory, March Madness, NBA sitcoms, unethical MVP candidates, whether Giannis is done in Milwaukee and more!!!
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Filming while eating on the subway is low-hanging food, but running for NYC mayor is always a burrito-measuring contest???
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Was Zohran Mamdani's Subway Burrito a STRATEGIC MASTERPIECE? | "Nose To Tail" Cookies Hoops 499
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March 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Filming while eating on the subway is low-hanging food, but running for NYC mayor is always a burrito-measuring contest???
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