Bruce
@contrasoma.bsky.social
1/2 of @idieyoudie.bsky.social. NJPW podcasts at @postwrestling.com. Blue Jays, science/weird fiction, scotch whisky, beer. He/him. Opinions mine, not employer's. Ⓥ "The Parker Brothers took time to think this all out. I think we should respect that."
The "why aren't you all groveling at the AI slop bucket?" blind spot is the same as the "why don't you want a pizza party instead of a living wage?" blind spot. It's their weakness, and it's why they'll lose.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The "why aren't you all groveling at the AI slop bucket?" blind spot is the same as the "why don't you want a pizza party instead of a living wage?" blind spot. It's their weakness, and it's why they'll lose.
A breakdown of singles records and fresh matchups in this year's Continental Classic. Mox & Claudio have the most history, albeit all with one match in WWE. IIRC Dorada's the first competitor with an entirely fresh set of matches.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A breakdown of singles records and fresh matchups in this year's Continental Classic. Mox & Claudio have the most history, albeit all with one match in WWE. IIRC Dorada's the first competitor with an entirely fresh set of matches.
(now reposted w corrections)
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Woah, was that Ricky Romero?
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Woah, was that Ricky Romero?
Got a nice new Bull Nakano shirt in the mail and upon seeing it my partner immediately asked if punk icon Jordan was the inspiration for her look. Never thought about it 'til now...
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Got a nice new Bull Nakano shirt in the mail and upon seeing it my partner immediately asked if punk icon Jordan was the inspiration for her look. Never thought about it 'til now...
Oh my god. I'm hoarse. I'm screamed out. My brother called it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh my god. I'm hoarse. I'm screamed out. My brother called it.
"SUAAA-REZ. SUAAA-REZ."
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"SUAAA-REZ. SUAAA-REZ."
"This story has EVERYTHING. Hallucinatory computers. A sperm count obsessed health secretary. Paul Levesque's inability to book his way out of a wet paper bag."
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"This story has EVERYTHING. Hallucinatory computers. A sperm count obsessed health secretary. Paul Levesque's inability to book his way out of a wet paper bag."
Nathan Lukes right now.
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nathan Lukes right now.
"I was saying 'Boo-oone'..."
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I was saying 'Boo-oone'..."
"Professor, without knowing precisely what Aaron Boone is thinking, would you say it's time for the Jays to crack the Yanks pen open and feast on the goo inside?"
"Yes I would, Kent."
"Yes I would, Kent."
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Professor, without knowing precisely what Aaron Boone is thinking, would you say it's time for the Jays to crack the Yanks pen open and feast on the goo inside?"
"Yes I would, Kent."
"Yes I would, Kent."
Jays fans watching the Yanks and Sox scrub about in the Wild Card muck like the peons they are.
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jays fans watching the Yanks and Sox scrub about in the Wild Card muck like the peons they are.
"Have you said gracias once?"
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Have you said gracias once?"
Replay buffoonery aside, closing out my weekend in Toronto nicely: doublescreening the Jays and NOAH, and enjoying a cherry Bellwoods with some surprising mulled wine spice notes. Fun AEW card and lots of great hangouts w wrestling and DJ pals to boot!
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Replay buffoonery aside, closing out my weekend in Toronto nicely: doublescreening the Jays and NOAH, and enjoying a cherry Bellwoods with some surprising mulled wine spice notes. Fun AEW card and lots of great hangouts w wrestling and DJ pals to boot!
Said it before, will say it again (and hopefully many more times): I never ever take seeing Shibata wrestle for granted.
September 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Said it before, will say it again (and hopefully many more times): I never ever take seeing Shibata wrestle for granted.
Kicked off a subdued b-day at midnight with James Blackshaw, an Islay blend, and an absolutely haunting fairy tale by @premeemohamed.com. Read her stuff!
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Kicked off a subdued b-day at midnight with James Blackshaw, an Islay blend, and an absolutely haunting fairy tale by @premeemohamed.com. Read her stuff!
With more Street Fighter chatter today, I'd like to again theorize that a coked out studio exec stumbled across Goto's waterfall VTR and then mixed up Ryu and Honda's SFII endings.
September 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
With more Street Fighter chatter today, I'd like to again theorize that a coked out studio exec stumbled across Goto's waterfall VTR and then mixed up Ryu and Honda's SFII endings.
Very tempted to click confirm and waste some scammer's time replying to my questions about the minutiae of Mariah's Stardom run and criticisms of her wooden NXT promos.
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Very tempted to click confirm and waste some scammer's time replying to my questions about the minutiae of Mariah's Stardom run and criticisms of her wooden NXT promos.