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I'm mainly here for #TheArchers.
I'm not sure she promised to not tell any one, George. #TheArchers
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm not sure she promised to not tell any one, George. #TheArchers
Healthcare workers are angels. #TheArchers
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Healthcare workers are angels. #TheArchers
I hope George gets the job. I think he deserves a chance to redeem himself. He's about to be a father so this could be the making of him. #TheArchers
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I hope George gets the job. I think he deserves a chance to redeem himself. He's about to be a father so this could be the making of him. #TheArchers
Calm down, Susan. Give him a break. #TheArchers
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Calm down, Susan. Give him a break. #TheArchers
The tunes are flooding back. A tremendous feeling. LOOOOL. Howling. #TheArchers
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The tunes are flooding back. A tremendous feeling. LOOOOL. Howling. #TheArchers
t’s Burns Night tomorrow. With all the constant chatter, there’d better be some drama. #TheArchers
January 24, 2026 at 10:53 AM
t’s Burns Night tomorrow. With all the constant chatter, there’d better be some drama. #TheArchers
Amber loves Brad more though Emmurr. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Amber loves Brad more though Emmurr. #TheArchers
Time for a slice of cake and #TheArchers. TFIF.
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Time for a slice of cake and #TheArchers. TFIF.
I hate going to bed angry.....but tough luck tonight. 😡
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I hate going to bed angry.....but tough luck tonight. 😡
Lillian always reminds me of Patricia Hodge. Such fun! #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Lillian always reminds me of Patricia Hodge. Such fun! #TheArchers
I thought Chelsea was going to let the cat out of the bag then. #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I thought Chelsea was going to let the cat out of the bag then. #TheArchers
"They change their mind when they get the job." Pot calling kettle black, Trump.
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"They change their mind when they get the job." Pot calling kettle black, Trump.
Why can I only hear the ocean?
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Why can I only hear the ocean?
Can Chelsea be my sister? #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Can Chelsea be my sister? #TheArchers
You're on a last warning, carpet. You might be unemployed soon. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You're on a last warning, carpet. You might be unemployed soon. #TheArchers
I really need this tonight. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I really need this tonight. #TheArchers
Fallon and Lilian having G&Ts on Thursday. I wonder if it will loosen their lips. #TheArchers
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Fallon and Lilian having G&Ts on Thursday. I wonder if it will loosen their lips. #TheArchers
There's rather a lot of different segments in tonight's episode. #TheArchers
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
There's rather a lot of different segments in tonight's episode. #TheArchers
Come on, Harrison. Don't leave us hanging! #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Come on, Harrison. Don't leave us hanging! #TheArchers
Accusations fly in Ambridge and there's a shock for Brad. #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Accusations fly in Ambridge and there's a shock for Brad. #TheArchers