Jesse Batesole
@contextcollapse.swifties.social
We've reached the event horizon and all context is in collapse.
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Long after the felon in office is gone, my beautiful home state of Minnesota will still stand tall as a beacon of progress in America’s Midwest—with Minneapolis as its vibrant, beating heart. ✊
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Long after the felon in office is gone, my beautiful home state of Minnesota will still stand tall as a beacon of progress in America’s Midwest—with Minneapolis as its vibrant, beating heart. ✊
ICE is a rogue agency filled with some of the angriest, most racist, unqualified and unvetted men in the country.
Trump fully intends ICE to act as his personal SS when things go south for him. We need answers about how many pardoned January 6 criminals now work in ICE.
Trump fully intends ICE to act as his personal SS when things go south for him. We need answers about how many pardoned January 6 criminals now work in ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
ICE is a rogue agency filled with some of the angriest, most racist, unqualified and unvetted men in the country.
Trump fully intends ICE to act as his personal SS when things go south for him. We need answers about how many pardoned January 6 criminals now work in ICE.
Trump fully intends ICE to act as his personal SS when things go south for him. We need answers about how many pardoned January 6 criminals now work in ICE.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Though they may both be elderly men from a generation whose relevance faded decades ago, the thing is that Joe Biden has a "nice grandpa" old man brain ("Hey Kid, let's get some ice cream!"), while Donald Trump has a "mean grandpa" old man brain ("You don't need 250 pencils, you can have 5 pencils")
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Though they may both be elderly men from a generation whose relevance faded decades ago, the thing is that Joe Biden has a "nice grandpa" old man brain ("Hey Kid, let's get some ice cream!"), while Donald Trump has a "mean grandpa" old man brain ("You don't need 250 pencils, you can have 5 pencils")
The Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, June 2023.
June 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh, June 2023.
To update denim for modern times, the coin pocket in a pair of jeans shall henceforth be known as the Airpods pocket.
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
To update denim for modern times, the coin pocket in a pair of jeans shall henceforth be known as the Airpods pocket.
They elected a president who actively despises the United States and the majority of its citizens.
January 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They elected a president who actively despises the United States and the majority of its citizens.
In the words of the great Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me.
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In the words of the great Ashlee Simpson: I Am Me.
Shout out to CHSN @chsn-media.bsky.social for featuring local Chicago businesses on the pregame coverage! I've noticed several lately; and before tonights Bulls game I was introduced to Novel Pizza - a place I hadn't heard of... but the pies that dude showed on the broadcast made my mouth water 🍕🤤
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shout out to CHSN @chsn-media.bsky.social for featuring local Chicago businesses on the pregame coverage! I've noticed several lately; and before tonights Bulls game I was introduced to Novel Pizza - a place I hadn't heard of... but the pies that dude showed on the broadcast made my mouth water 🍕🤤
Reposted by Jesse Batesole
MAGA’s embrace of RFK Jr’s “Make America Healthy Again” is so funny because these same people CRUCIFIED Michelle Obama for daring to suggest that American kids should have access to healthy lunches in school.
November 16, 2024 at 5:11 PM
MAGA’s embrace of RFK Jr’s “Make America Healthy Again” is so funny because these same people CRUCIFIED Michelle Obama for daring to suggest that American kids should have access to healthy lunches in school.
Key West, FL 🌴
November 2024.
November 2024.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Key West, FL 🌴
November 2024.
November 2024.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Sad to hear of the passing of Peter Seidler, one of the great baseball owners. He was a real fan and spent big on his small-market team because he wanted to see them win. The type of owner every fan wishes ran their team. Giant loss for baseball ⚾️
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
Peter Seidler, Big-Spending San Diego Padres Owner, Dies at 63
Under Seidler’s leadership, the team’s payroll grew to one of the largest in Major League Baseball.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Sad to hear of the passing of Peter Seidler, one of the great baseball owners. He was a real fan and spent big on his small-market team because he wanted to see them win. The type of owner every fan wishes ran their team. Giant loss for baseball ⚾️
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...
www.nytimes.com/2023/11/14/s...