Constance Trouble
@constancetrouble.bsky.social
Unpleasant to be around
He's my special boy
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
He's my special boy
Christ I hope no one catches me listening to Blues Traveler
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Christ I hope no one catches me listening to Blues Traveler
Me: "This song is called All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople"
25 y/o roommate: "What the fuck is a hoople?"
25 y/o roommate: "What the fuck is a hoople?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Me: "This song is called All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople"
25 y/o roommate: "What the fuck is a hoople?"
25 y/o roommate: "What the fuck is a hoople?"
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I am in desperate need of assistance with rent and grocery money after my long hospital stay, and now another month in bed while I heal from multiple surgeries.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I am in desperate need of assistance with rent and grocery money after my long hospital stay, and now another month in bed while I heal from multiple surgeries.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
I am in desperate need of assistance with rent and grocery money after my long hospital stay, and now another month in bed while I heal from multiple surgeries.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I am in desperate need of assistance with rent and grocery money after my long hospital stay, and now another month in bed while I heal from multiple surgeries.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
EleanorIsWeird on Venmo and Cash App. Anything helps, thank you.
After ten days in the hospital I've been home since Friday. Have to have a wound vacuum on my foot round the clock for maybe a month with in-home nurse visits three times a week, and I've also started insulin and blood pressure meds. Getting up to do anything is exhausting.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
After ten days in the hospital I've been home since Friday. Have to have a wound vacuum on my foot round the clock for maybe a month with in-home nurse visits three times a week, and I've also started insulin and blood pressure meds. Getting up to do anything is exhausting.
Punxsutawney Phil has been found dead in Miami
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Punxsutawney Phil has been found dead in Miami
Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" is about "Law & Order" creator Dick Wolf, and his well-documented obsession with eggs benedict
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" is about "Law & Order" creator Dick Wolf, and his well-documented obsession with eggs benedict
T'Pol should have had a goatee in the mirror universe episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise
February 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
T'Pol should have had a goatee in the mirror universe episodes of Star Trek: Enterprise
90s Tom Hanks as a 40k ork
"*More* dakka? Waaaggh!"
"*More* dakka? Waaaggh!"
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
90s Tom Hanks as a 40k ork
"*More* dakka? Waaaggh!"
"*More* dakka? Waaaggh!"
Day 9 in the hospital. Only still here because of insurance hang ups over in home care. I've learned you can gain favor with any nurse by going "surgeons, amirite?"
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Day 9 in the hospital. Only still here because of insurance hang ups over in home care. I've learned you can gain favor with any nurse by going "surgeons, amirite?"
Day 8 in the hospital. Longest stay I've had before this was probably ~18ish hours. Here's my favorite picture of my cat
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Day 8 in the hospital. Longest stay I've had before this was probably ~18ish hours. Here's my favorite picture of my cat
I found an image that adequately conveys my feelings about having a wound vacuum attached to my foot
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I found an image that adequately conveys my feelings about having a wound vacuum attached to my foot
Welp,
2nd surgery went down today. Looking at a wed discharge after a week with ongoing in-home nursing care until I dont need a wound pump attached to my foot anymore.
I'm feeling pretty bad today. It's like I'm dealing with a lifetime of bad choices all at once or something
2nd surgery went down today. Looking at a wed discharge after a week with ongoing in-home nursing care until I dont need a wound pump attached to my foot anymore.
I'm feeling pretty bad today. It's like I'm dealing with a lifetime of bad choices all at once or something
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Welp,
2nd surgery went down today. Looking at a wed discharge after a week with ongoing in-home nursing care until I dont need a wound pump attached to my foot anymore.
I'm feeling pretty bad today. It's like I'm dealing with a lifetime of bad choices all at once or something
2nd surgery went down today. Looking at a wed discharge after a week with ongoing in-home nursing care until I dont need a wound pump attached to my foot anymore.
I'm feeling pretty bad today. It's like I'm dealing with a lifetime of bad choices all at once or something
The attending physician and a nurse have told me separately that I'm the easiest patient on the floor which means I'm achieving my goal of Winning at Hospital
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The attending physician and a nurse have told me separately that I'm the easiest patient on the floor which means I'm achieving my goal of Winning at Hospital
For some reason I have to be the best patient in this wing of the hospital
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
For some reason I have to be the best patient in this wing of the hospital
"I was born in the darkness; you merely adopte-"
*shines flashlight in eyes*
"Ow! Ow! What the fuck!?"
*shines flashlight in eyes*
"Ow! Ow! What the fuck!?"
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"I was born in the darkness; you merely adopte-"
*shines flashlight in eyes*
"Ow! Ow! What the fuck!?"
*shines flashlight in eyes*
"Ow! Ow! What the fuck!?"
Patient shows signs of being kinda smooth with it
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Patient shows signs of being kinda smooth with it
Pippi! In the Hospital
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Pippi! In the Hospital
2 days in to this hospital stay with maybe 5 more to go and I am straight up hating it. I want to go home real bad
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
2 days in to this hospital stay with maybe 5 more to go and I am straight up hating it. I want to go home real bad
Toe is swelling up like crazy, need a phone to see if I still have insurance, I feel like shit, everything hurts, can't stop crying
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Toe is swelling up like crazy, need a phone to see if I still have insurance, I feel like shit, everything hurts, can't stop crying
"The deep state? Like, Atlantis?"
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"The deep state? Like, Atlantis?"
Out of nowhere got some violent chills yesterday. Maybe a fever that went away? I feel bad. Headaches, achy joints, head swimming...
I also injured my toe somehow, so walking sucks.
Lil dude is keeping me company tho so its not all bad
I also injured my toe somehow, so walking sucks.
Lil dude is keeping me company tho so its not all bad
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Out of nowhere got some violent chills yesterday. Maybe a fever that went away? I feel bad. Headaches, achy joints, head swimming...
I also injured my toe somehow, so walking sucks.
Lil dude is keeping me company tho so its not all bad
I also injured my toe somehow, so walking sucks.
Lil dude is keeping me company tho so its not all bad
Tom Bombadil is just a guy from Philly
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Tom Bombadil is just a guy from Philly
I like the band Morphine, and I was lucky enough to see them live at H.O.R.D.E. fest in like '98.
I had no idea who they were, and they were amazing. Had no idea how lucky I had it until he passed.
At that same festival I saw Ben Folds Five, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Toad the Wet Sprocket, and Primus
I had no idea who they were, and they were amazing. Had no idea how lucky I had it until he passed.
At that same festival I saw Ben Folds Five, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Toad the Wet Sprocket, and Primus
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I like the band Morphine, and I was lucky enough to see them live at H.O.R.D.E. fest in like '98.
I had no idea who they were, and they were amazing. Had no idea how lucky I had it until he passed.
At that same festival I saw Ben Folds Five, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Toad the Wet Sprocket, and Primus
I had no idea who they were, and they were amazing. Had no idea how lucky I had it until he passed.
At that same festival I saw Ben Folds Five, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Toad the Wet Sprocket, and Primus