Not Matt (she/her)
@conspiracy-matt.bsky.social
Artist, Muse fan, music lover, cat mom, Proud Minnesotan, Aroace, autistic, celiac, CVID.
He just loves the bathtub
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
He just loves the bathtub
My girl loves to tuck her face in her paws when she sleeps and I get cute aggression about it
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
My girl loves to tuck her face in her paws when she sleeps and I get cute aggression about it
Woke up feeling a lot of anxiety for some reason. Do not love that feeling at all
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Woke up feeling a lot of anxiety for some reason. Do not love that feeling at all
I actually got a super photogenic picture of Bobbi!
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I actually got a super photogenic picture of Bobbi!
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look at my little angel 😭💞💖💞🥹💖😭💞🥹😭💖😭
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
look at my little angel 😭💞💖💞🥹💖😭💞🥹😭💖😭
Bc I insist on the mindfulness activity of actually coloring each section of this incredibly complex color by number project I’ve taken on, im 48 hours and 26 minutes into this beast and im not even half way done with it. But I refuse to use the fill tool bc like… that’s not the point.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Bc I insist on the mindfulness activity of actually coloring each section of this incredibly complex color by number project I’ve taken on, im 48 hours and 26 minutes into this beast and im not even half way done with it. But I refuse to use the fill tool bc like… that’s not the point.
I love when Simon gets the bed zoomies because he is truly having zoomies about nothing.
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I love when Simon gets the bed zoomies because he is truly having zoomies about nothing.
He doesn’t care about shit
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
He doesn’t care about shit
He wants me to get up to feed him but I don’t want to now because he laid his warm purring self against my ear and it’s so cozy how can I move
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
He wants me to get up to feed him but I don’t want to now because he laid his warm purring self against my ear and it’s so cozy how can I move
I slipped some food scraps into the warm house while the possum was in there and he not only didn’t eat them. He left and hasn’t come back. Damn it I was trying to help.
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I slipped some food scraps into the warm house while the possum was in there and he not only didn’t eat them. He left and hasn’t come back. Damn it I was trying to help.
She loves to be tall and looking down on you and judging you.
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
She loves to be tall and looking down on you and judging you.
That part is so haunting to me.
ICE's decision to just leave cars abandoned in the roads is one of those dystopian things that makes you recoil in shock when you encounter it.
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
That part is so haunting to me.
It’s my headcanon that when Simon does this in his sleep he is dreaming about drinking water. Boy loves drinking his water.
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It’s my headcanon that when Simon does this in his sleep he is dreaming about drinking water. Boy loves drinking his water.
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As others have aptly pointed out, police forces have been murdering people for a long time, especially POC. This terrorism from ICE is only a continuation and newest version of what we have been seeing for a long time.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Got a picture of my possum that’s taken over my little warming house. So tame and not at all concerned that I’m peeking in on it. I didn’t realize how tortie like their fur patterns are.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Got a picture of my possum that’s taken over my little warming house. So tame and not at all concerned that I’m peeking in on it. I didn’t realize how tortie like their fur patterns are.
She’s less photogenic than my other one so I don’t get as many pictures of her (she also exclusively snuggles me with her butt) but Bobbi deserves so much love for being the smartest and the prettiest of my two cats. Also for surviving living with her terrorist brother Simon.
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
She’s less photogenic than my other one so I don’t get as many pictures of her (she also exclusively snuggles me with her butt) but Bobbi deserves so much love for being the smartest and the prettiest of my two cats. Also for surviving living with her terrorist brother Simon.
I see you were licking the Mac and cheese pot again, sir
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I see you were licking the Mac and cheese pot again, sir
Checked the cat warming house on my way back in from therapy. There’s a possum snoozing in there.
January 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Checked the cat warming house on my way back in from therapy. There’s a possum snoozing in there.
A follow up to my last post
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
A follow up to my last post
Timeline cleanse
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Timeline cleanse
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I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
Just walked into the bathroom to find Simon laying with all four paws up on the heat vent
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Just walked into the bathroom to find Simon laying with all four paws up on the heat vent
The more I see videos of oriental shorthairs the more I’m convinced that Simon has at least ten percent of them in his blood. The mannerisms. The elongated heads. The goblin crouch as a resting position. The facial expressions. I know he’s also very orange tabby but he’s got something exotic there
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 AM
The more I see videos of oriental shorthairs the more I’m convinced that Simon has at least ten percent of them in his blood. The mannerisms. The elongated heads. The goblin crouch as a resting position. The facial expressions. I know he’s also very orange tabby but he’s got something exotic there