There are not enough people in prison in this country for what has become of air travel. Empty the jails, and then re-fill them with the people who SHOULD be there

It’s not a popular opinion in this town but I actually don’t like this airport no matter how “convenient” everyone seems to think it is

Our fates are truly in the hands of the gods

This was Wario Shipyard for me

A banger as fierce as “On The Metro” was the BACKUP OPTION for new single from this compilation. Can you imagine

(But anyway key lime pie is God-tier, and at least he was right that pecan pie is a banger)

Cooked apples are my number-one Food Thing. Regular apples are fine. Apples once they’re cooked gross me out on a fundamental level. Applesauce is an “I’ll slap it out of your hands if you bring it near me” food

These rule and I want them, btw