Conrad
@conradswanson.bsky.social
Climate change reporter at The Seattle Times. Man of means by no means.
IF YOU WANT BEEF THEN BRING THE RUCKUS
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
IF YOU WANT BEEF THEN BRING THE RUCKUS
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
I’m sorry, what kind of biscuits are these?
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m sorry, what kind of biscuits are these?
luv 2 talk 2 my friends frm back home
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
luv 2 talk 2 my friends frm back home
The drought plaguing Washington's Yakima River basin is something of a train wreck in motion. Farmers are tearing out apple orchards and letting their wine grapes die on the vine.
This is only going to worsen. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
This is only going to worsen. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The drought plaguing Washington's Yakima River basin is something of a train wreck in motion. Farmers are tearing out apple orchards and letting their wine grapes die on the vine.
This is only going to worsen. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
This is only going to worsen. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sorry, forgot alt text
ALERT!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
ALERT!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
Please tune your radios to Nate Dogg’s Nobody Does it Better (feat. Warren G) and wish @kayah.bsky.social a happy birthday!!
starting to think I might not be a very good Plant Dad
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
starting to think I might not be a very good Plant Dad
I’m sorry, Judy, what?
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m sorry, Judy, what?
I've climbed tougher mountains than Desolation Peak.
But I really can't remember when.
But I really can't remember when.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've climbed tougher mountains than Desolation Peak.
But I really can't remember when.
But I really can't remember when.
I suggested that John maybe shouldn’t use newspaper to drain his bacon grease and now I’m even more confused than when we started
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I suggested that John maybe shouldn’t use newspaper to drain his bacon grease and now I’m even more confused than when we started
The Seattle Times is great for all your packing and glass-cleaning needs
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The Seattle Times is great for all your packing and glass-cleaning needs
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
But if you’re using a newspaper to drain bacon, I fear you’re doing it wrong
Our neighbor keeps complaining about her rat problem while simultaneously insisting that she has to leave food in her yard “for the crows”
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Our neighbor keeps complaining about her rat problem while simultaneously insisting that she has to leave food in her yard “for the crows”
school’s so hard up for cash they’re hitting up randos and pretending they’re alumni
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
school’s so hard up for cash they’re hitting up randos and pretending they’re alumni
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off
sometimes when frida pawlo lays on her back she looks like this
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
sometimes when frida pawlo lays on her back she looks like this
Waste of time, Brent. Stupid email. Meaningless.
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Waste of time, Brent. Stupid email. Meaningless.
Editor: please stop making Patrick Swayze rhymes in your stories
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Editor: please stop making Patrick Swayze rhymes in your stories
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
Me after my third cup of coffee: Uh oh y’all, it’s getting kinda hazy…
News flash jerk weeds: I QUIT.
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
August 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
News flash jerk weeds: I QUIT.
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
Just struck it rich with Goldmbn Sbchs!!!! You’re never going to see me again. I’m going to take my millions and build a huge moat to keep all of you away from me and my money
you telling me we came from drought 100 years ago why we still got drought?
August 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
you telling me we came from drought 100 years ago why we still got drought?
when you know the really good reader comments are coming
August 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when you know the really good reader comments are coming