For anyone wondering, yes, I have Chosen Love.

Dem boyz

TFW I’m straight causin a ruckus

Maybe Kate McKinnon could sing another piano song.

Not quite “our nation turns its lonely eyes to you” time here or even if this would be the guy, but Jesus, Bruce, throw is a bone here. The past week makes 41 Shots seem goddamn quaint.

A really terrible crossword clue and answer I just thought of:
“Method of analyzing former vice president’s dance moves?”
Al Gore rhythmic

I know TV isn’t real but there’s only so many times one can watch suits and not suspend disbelief when a character takes what must have been a 37 minute cab ride to hold a 26 second conversation then turn around and walk out with no clear resolution or next steps.

Eddie.

Did the standard check in on my 12-year-old’s texts yesterday and when asked if he liked her, he told a girl “lowkey no”.

Aikman just called losing in the first round “demortalizing”.

As an aging man who developed this opinion solidly into adulthood I will never not abandon the “they never call false start on early drops into pass protection anymore” take.

SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM

Love how folks can simultaneously be avid bootlickers while being anti-government because they may “take our guns”. Bitch, these ARE the same people who would take your guns. You think they’re gonna send the Department of the Interior?

So great to have been on the right side of history when thinking that the Boston Massacre was rad and lit, actually.