Conjuay
@conjuay.bsky.social
Hug a tree. Hug a moose. Hug Canada.
Another brain sturgeon republicunt
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Another brain sturgeon republicunt
It's like the Minnesota joke - there are only two seasons, winter and road repair.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's like the Minnesota joke - there are only two seasons, winter and road repair.
and that thing just north of it is either Mongolia or Minnesota- I always get those two confused!
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
and that thing just north of it is either Mongolia or Minnesota- I always get those two confused!
Let me put it this way:
It was the number one hit in Japan for a few weeks.
It was the number one hit in Japan for a few weeks.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Let me put it this way:
It was the number one hit in Japan for a few weeks.
It was the number one hit in Japan for a few weeks.
"there was a swing towards trump"
Yeah,
Putin and musk.
Let's get real.
Yeah,
Putin and musk.
Let's get real.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"there was a swing towards trump"
Yeah,
Putin and musk.
Let's get real.
Yeah,
Putin and musk.
Let's get real.
How about YOU give him a hug?
I ain't going near that shithead.
I ain't going near that shithead.
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How about YOU give him a hug?
I ain't going near that shithead.
I ain't going near that shithead.
Stop with the clickbait.
Tell us when he's officially dead and we will act with all the solemnity the occasion warrants.
🤞I promise🤞
Tell us when he's officially dead and we will act with all the solemnity the occasion warrants.
🤞I promise🤞
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Stop with the clickbait.
Tell us when he's officially dead and we will act with all the solemnity the occasion warrants.
🤞I promise🤞
Tell us when he's officially dead and we will act with all the solemnity the occasion warrants.
🤞I promise🤞
Hey dingoes have to eat too.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey dingoes have to eat too.
Who cares?
It's a flawed mentality.
Any religion that pretends women are inferior or subservient to men is a male construct and not "the word of God". In fact the idea that we are made in the likeness of a god is ludicrous.
It's a flawed mentality.
Any religion that pretends women are inferior or subservient to men is a male construct and not "the word of God". In fact the idea that we are made in the likeness of a god is ludicrous.
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Who cares?
It's a flawed mentality.
Any religion that pretends women are inferior or subservient to men is a male construct and not "the word of God". In fact the idea that we are made in the likeness of a god is ludicrous.
It's a flawed mentality.
Any religion that pretends women are inferior or subservient to men is a male construct and not "the word of God". In fact the idea that we are made in the likeness of a god is ludicrous.
I believe that has always been the case.
History is always written by the winners 🏆
History is always written by the winners 🏆
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I believe that has always been the case.
History is always written by the winners 🏆
History is always written by the winners 🏆
Fuck you donOLD and your ghost writer.
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Fuck you donOLD and your ghost writer.
Now we know why they are blowing up small craft in the GULF OF MEXICO- they're getting target practice in for when we start attempting to escape.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Now we know why they are blowing up small craft in the GULF OF MEXICO- they're getting target practice in for when we start attempting to escape.
We are still 'recovering' from Reagan.
Check back in a hundred years.
Check back in a hundred years.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We are still 'recovering' from Reagan.
Check back in a hundred years.
Check back in a hundred years.
Yeah, your hours are the longest- you've turned this last year into a century.
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yeah, your hours are the longest- you've turned this last year into a century.
probably the worse rendition of a song since someone did a disco version of "Memories".
(THAT takes some serious effort.)
(THAT takes some serious effort.)
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
probably the worse rendition of a song since someone did a disco version of "Memories".
(THAT takes some serious effort.)
(THAT takes some serious effort.)
He works 21 hours a day as a mattress tester.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He works 21 hours a day as a mattress tester.
I guess the Cuban population finally realized repubs are not their friends.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I guess the Cuban population finally realized repubs are not their friends.
He was a professional violinist before his 3 Stooges gig.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He was a professional violinist before his 3 Stooges gig.
Reposted by Conjuay
This fuck-nugget can't even figure out what part of his fat ass they took an MRI of.
And we're supposed to listen to ANY of his gibberish?
Ask him if the Epstein file were floating around just off the Venezuelan coast on some fishing boats.
And we're supposed to listen to ANY of his gibberish?
Ask him if the Epstein file were floating around just off the Venezuelan coast on some fishing boats.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This fuck-nugget can't even figure out what part of his fat ass they took an MRI of.
And we're supposed to listen to ANY of his gibberish?
Ask him if the Epstein file were floating around just off the Venezuelan coast on some fishing boats.
And we're supposed to listen to ANY of his gibberish?
Ask him if the Epstein file were floating around just off the Venezuelan coast on some fishing boats.
Does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on EVERY SINGLE POST have to have a picture of this toad-faced imbecile?
We know what he looks like.
We know what he sounds like,
hell, we even have a good idea what he smells like.
SPARE US!!!!!!
We know what he looks like.
We know what he sounds like,
hell, we even have a good idea what he smells like.
SPARE US!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on EVERY SINGLE POST have to have a picture of this toad-faced imbecile?
We know what he looks like.
We know what he sounds like,
hell, we even have a good idea what he smells like.
SPARE US!!!!!!
We know what he looks like.
We know what he sounds like,
hell, we even have a good idea what he smells like.
SPARE US!!!!!!
Remember when saying shit like this got you a free psych evaluation?
Pepperidge Farms Remembers.
Pepperidge Farms Remembers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember when saying shit like this got you a free psych evaluation?
Pepperidge Farms Remembers.
Pepperidge Farms Remembers.
Hey, trump, just fuck off -okay?
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey, trump, just fuck off -okay?
I didn't know he managed a midget circus act.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I didn't know he managed a midget circus act.