@confuszed.bsky.social
A person who does things. Expect occasional German posts.
Just earlier my wife told me "I don't think I can finish this mac and cheese." and offered the rest to me.
I grabbed it and ate the entire rest of it within less than ten seconds while staring right into her eyes, and she told me she never felt this dominated in her entire life.
I grabbed it and ate the entire rest of it within less than ten seconds while staring right into her eyes, and she told me she never felt this dominated in her entire life.
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just earlier my wife told me "I don't think I can finish this mac and cheese." and offered the rest to me.
I grabbed it and ate the entire rest of it within less than ten seconds while staring right into her eyes, and she told me she never felt this dominated in her entire life.
I grabbed it and ate the entire rest of it within less than ten seconds while staring right into her eyes, and she told me she never felt this dominated in her entire life.
Rubik's cubes are little hash functions
August 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Rubik's cubes are little hash functions
People are saying bluepilled, redpilled, blackpilled and whatever.
I'm pill-pilled, the only recursive variant.
I'm pill-pilled, the only recursive variant.
July 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People are saying bluepilled, redpilled, blackpilled and whatever.
I'm pill-pilled, the only recursive variant.
I'm pill-pilled, the only recursive variant.
"I don't understand" is such a versatile phrase.
It can be used to ask to reiterate, go into detail and actually make someone understand.
Or to just completely dismiss and fend off anything brought up to you because you don't want to understand.
It can be used to ask to reiterate, go into detail and actually make someone understand.
Or to just completely dismiss and fend off anything brought up to you because you don't want to understand.
July 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"I don't understand" is such a versatile phrase.
It can be used to ask to reiterate, go into detail and actually make someone understand.
Or to just completely dismiss and fend off anything brought up to you because you don't want to understand.
It can be used to ask to reiterate, go into detail and actually make someone understand.
Or to just completely dismiss and fend off anything brought up to you because you don't want to understand.
My wife is soft nd I likeher
July 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My wife is soft nd I likeher
Got a professional tooth cleaning session today and now I'm Aphex Twin - Windowlicker but actually Aphex Twin - Toothlicker the way I am now licking my teeth all over to feel how clean they are
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Got a professional tooth cleaning session today and now I'm Aphex Twin - Windowlicker but actually Aphex Twin - Toothlicker the way I am now licking my teeth all over to feel how clean they are
Me adding dill to my cucumber salad while chanting "DILL DILL DILL DILL DILL DILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
June 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me adding dill to my cucumber salad while chanting "DILL DILL DILL DILL DILL DILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
Got a friend into Abiotic Factor, and today I get a random message from him saying "I DO NOT LIKE THE SYMPHONIST"
What's wrong with the musical screaming friend?
What's wrong with the musical screaming friend?
May 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Got a friend into Abiotic Factor, and today I get a random message from him saying "I DO NOT LIKE THE SYMPHONIST"
What's wrong with the musical screaming friend?
What's wrong with the musical screaming friend?
I was cutting olives into rings to put onto a pizza, and my wife entered the kitchen and ate one of the rings instead of any of the whole olives so I asked her why she didn't just eat one of the whole ones.
She said "I wanted to taste the rings"
What does that mean
She said "I wanted to taste the rings"
What does that mean
May 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I was cutting olives into rings to put onto a pizza, and my wife entered the kitchen and ate one of the rings instead of any of the whole olives so I asked her why she didn't just eat one of the whole ones.
She said "I wanted to taste the rings"
What does that mean
She said "I wanted to taste the rings"
What does that mean
Realistically speaking though, how zesty are you feeling right now
April 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Realistically speaking though, how zesty are you feeling right now
My wife and me don't talk about the Nutella incident, nobody should.
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My wife and me don't talk about the Nutella incident, nobody should.