Confused Albatross
@confusedalbatross.bsky.social
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An old friend of mine from church camp wants top surgery, throw money at them (or share) or else gofund.me/5306fcb05
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gofund.me
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
An old friend of mine from church camp wants top surgery, throw money at them (or share) or else gofund.me/5306fcb05
Everyone in our district received an email from HR that basically said "I know these are tumultuous political times and we try our best to create welcoming environments, but in creating inclusive spaces, you make the bigots feel bad so stop doing that" so that's fun. I ain't changing ANYTHING though
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Everyone in our district received an email from HR that basically said "I know these are tumultuous political times and we try our best to create welcoming environments, but in creating inclusive spaces, you make the bigots feel bad so stop doing that" so that's fun. I ain't changing ANYTHING though
The jokes write themselves
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The jokes write themselves
Funny how quickly the narrative shifted from "The right to own guns is more important than children" to "if you have a gun on your person, you deserve to die"
January 24, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Funny how quickly the narrative shifted from "The right to own guns is more important than children" to "if you have a gun on your person, you deserve to die"
Nothing like the elder from my childhood church justifying murder, so Christian of him
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Nothing like the elder from my childhood church justifying murder, so Christian of him
You don't say
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
You don't say
A local record store is doing a listening party for the new Megadeth album and I could not imagine a demographic I would not want to be around than 2026 Megadeth superfans
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
A local record store is doing a listening party for the new Megadeth album and I could not imagine a demographic I would not want to be around than 2026 Megadeth superfans
They don't tell you about how when you turn 30, you get REALLY into Jimmy Eat World
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
They don't tell you about how when you turn 30, you get REALLY into Jimmy Eat World
It's so hard to fight the urge to tell every dipshit celebrating the fact that daycares in Missouri are having to suddenly shutter due to federal funding freezes to walk into traffic
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
It's so hard to fight the urge to tell every dipshit celebrating the fact that daycares in Missouri are having to suddenly shutter due to federal funding freezes to walk into traffic
Sure seeing a lot of Christians who would've sided with the Romans 2000 years ago
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Sure seeing a lot of Christians who would've sided with the Romans 2000 years ago
Everyone on The Traitors: "I would love to get rid of Donna, but then I'll get ricin mailed to my house"
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Everyone on The Traitors: "I would love to get rid of Donna, but then I'll get ricin mailed to my house"
Triple H releasing a video about ways to be healthy is like Hunter S. Thompson giving tips on sobriety
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Triple H releasing a video about ways to be healthy is like Hunter S. Thompson giving tips on sobriety
What a fucking dork
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What a fucking dork
This new Joyce Manor album is gonna ruin my life
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This new Joyce Manor album is gonna ruin my life
Tip for any new DMs: always make sure you have a handful of fantastical sex toys in case the mayor is Suggestion'd into having a Pure Romance party with their townfolks
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tip for any new DMs: always make sure you have a handful of fantastical sex toys in case the mayor is Suggestion'd into having a Pure Romance party with their townfolks
Word on the street is a member of the STL county executive office is an abusive piece of shit, but you didn't hear it from me and his initials DEFINITELY aren't AR
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Word on the street is a member of the STL county executive office is an abusive piece of shit, but you didn't hear it from me and his initials DEFINITELY aren't AR
Damn, just saw the news about Andy Dick. Shame that he made it
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Damn, just saw the news about Andy Dick. Shame that he made it
The sign a quality acting coming to your venue is when you immediately close comments
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The sign a quality acting coming to your venue is when you immediately close comments
I am working with a simulation with my students today and some won't load on their chromebooks, so I suggest restarting and they are looking at me DUMBFOUNDED. I am at a loss
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I am working with a simulation with my students today and some won't load on their chromebooks, so I suggest restarting and they are looking at me DUMBFOUNDED. I am at a loss
Do you think a future season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives will address the death of Charlie Kirk?
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Do you think a future season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives will address the death of Charlie Kirk?
It's called that because he's spent his entire career looking
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's called that because he's spent his entire career looking
It's the year 2025, we don't need hold music anymore. I can see the call is still active, I don't need to hear your royalty-free, instrumental, soft-rock piped in at the lowest bitrate possible
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's the year 2025, we don't need hold music anymore. I can see the call is still active, I don't need to hear your royalty-free, instrumental, soft-rock piped in at the lowest bitrate possible
My wife and I started All's Fair as our newest-hate watch and I've never seen a show so obviously written by seven year-olds before
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My wife and I started All's Fair as our newest-hate watch and I've never seen a show so obviously written by seven year-olds before
Friday 5x5 "FINALLY in our fall meloncholy era" edition
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Friday 5x5 "FINALLY in our fall meloncholy era" edition