Ahh, I’m so glad I’ve lived to see the “legalized organ market” stage of late-capitalism.

If only my organs were still in sellable condition. 😩

“Happy little accidents” is what happens haha 😂

As a fellow Completionist for these digital pieces of percentage, I also feel this pain.

Also: the best “why are you like this” came from Zelda who gifted you a Golden Poo 💩 trophy for that tedium.

Cmon, you can’t expect planned obsolescence to have a holiday during *literal* Planned Obsolescence Holy Season? 🎅 🎄 💸

We have an old set of multicolour incandescents from the 90s. They’ll either outlive me or bring me down with them in a holly-jolly housefire.

There ain’t enough seasonings in the world to cover up the off-taste of their smugness. #EatTheRich? Nah, let’s #CompostTheRich instead. They’re lower in trace heavy metals with their superior (and evidently improving) diet 😜

I think my second is B.
I think Latin cuisines have a lot of flavour overlap with D. Can find a suitable dupe in D for G cravings.

Plus you’d want some Potato and Tomato Europe as a palate cleanser every now and then. Options.