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Making indie 𝒥𝒶𝓂ℯ𝓈 -> ComputerJames.itch.io
(Stealth Crossword, Dogman95)
🔸Glasgow Indie Games Fest🔸PizzaJam
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insanely generous write up in edge, my childhood self turning over in his grave to give a thumbs up
cover of edge magazine with big walk in the front Magazine article extract: You'll find all the classic elements of tactical stealth action here, each given a characterful (pun intended) twist. The guards you evade are represented as letter Gs, while donning a disguise to pass by them means... well, we won't spoil it. Suffice it to say, there are about as many laughs squeezed into its short runtime as you'd expect from a full-length comedy, especially if you mine its multiple endings. After finishing, take a poke around ComputerJames' Itch.io page - we've yet to find a game that doesn't at least raise a smile. Beside are screenshots of a top down crossword game with vision cones
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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:D
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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still the best game on the amiga
The cover of Neil Young's album Trans with a futuristic city and future car and hologram hitchhiker
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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took this as a sign and immediately threw on split second. love how uncool it is even though its got a london xenomorph, kim katrall, and these glasses
rutger hauer in a trenchcoat on a payphone with tiny glasses
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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HOLDING IT 🥛by @brlka.com @paellagenius.bsky.social
a lush high-concept precision platformer, where you play a tiny baby meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. Funny, pretty, well designed, perfect itch game

brlka.itch.io/holding-it
Free / hours (its hard)
pixel art, a little baby in a high chair has dinner with a girl and her parents. 'Pardon me!' he shouts old school looking platformer level with a phone pop up on the side showing text messages
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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ELBE "A Life Spent Wading In Drivel" 🦎by @juneflower.bsky.social
damp exploration rpg about a masturbating lizard in poison swamp. wildly beautiful handdrawn fonts

june-flower.itch.io/elbe
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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SOUP FOR THE CONSUMER 💫by @megamelone.bsky.social

personal favourite from the Leftfield collection this year, a cooking game with no mechanics, you just 'cook' abstract concepts for a giant consumer using your own personal connections to assorted objects

megamelone.itch.io/soup-for-the...
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Another month of playing wonderful games on itch dot io 🧵

GOBBLE FANTASY 2003 🍉(by @dogsunderstand.bsky.social)
a loveletter to RPG maker and 'little guys', singlehandedly reinventing 'collecting dots in a maze' for a new generation

dogs-understand.itch.io/gobble-fanta...
Free / 20mins
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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king of all cosmos from Katamari saying a bluesky post that says 'hotfixes for firmament incoming'
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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not specifically samurai but An Actors Revenge is an edo period kabuki drag vengeance tale with some absolutely magic soundstagery
three screenshots of an Actors revenge (1963) kabuki actor man dressed as woman in a forest, moodily lit close up and on a tiled roof
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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We Love Katamari‘s manual is basically a zine, very consistent improvised sloppy nonsense energy ‘Why roll a katamari around? cause it’s fun! that’s why!’
Why roll a katamari 'Cause it's fun! That's why! After all, the katamari rolls up Roll up here, roll up there - In the end it becomes a star. It replaces all of the stars that Wow!!! Become a katamari fan!! This time around, Katamari 塊魂 this one's for all the Domacy Make the katamari big and fulfill the dreams of the fans Yay!!! around? everything! make it bigger!! the King accidentally busted up. out there fans I love Katamari Damacy!!
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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the Flower Sun and Rain guidebook is just an in-universe tourist guide to the island complete with geologoical history and interviews with local wrestlers
FLOWER SUN AND RAIN GUIDEBOOK: "Flower, Sun, and Rain" The Island's One and Only Hotel The perfect place for a relaxing break... Page of a manual tthat looks like a guidebookm with restraunt imagery: Bar "Power Dinner" Dinner and Drinks Together Again * The restaurant Power Lunch, located on the second floor, is focused on a stamina-building menu. Those who want to enjoy a more mature, reserved atmosphere should head to Power Dinner. Relax in the dimmed lighting and enjoy a meal of fresh fish accompanied by cocktails. This really is a bar where you can have everything your way.
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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i've always loved the earthbound manual that says what to do if you miss your mom and has little figurine versions of the characters www.nintendo.co.jp/clvs/manuals...
earthbound manual page titled Before You're on Your Way, that covers different game aspects. The main one being: If You Miss Your Mom... Even a hero out to save the world can get homesick. After all, this is the longest you've ever been away from home! The best cure for those bouts of loneliness is the gentle voice of your understanding mom. The great thing is, she's just a phone call away... Doctor The Doctor is impor- tant because he can cure some of those nasty conditions you pick up. Nurse The Nurse is excellent at reviving someone in your group who has become unconscious. The Magic Butterfly If you are lucky, you will come across the elusive Magic Butterfly from time to time. If you catch the butterfly, a sense of relaxation comes over you, and 20 PSI Points are restored to you. These butter- flies have been known to inhabit caves. Healer The Healer can take care of conditions that the doctors can't do anything about. Look for him! The magic butterfly made Ness relax. *Hello, Ness? What's wrong? You sound so sad..
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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he’s definitely friends with saul bass’ signature
famous opening titles animator and director of Phase IV, Saul Bass’ signature which features a fish with saul bass’ face
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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the leftfield collection was a great success! everyone loved Stealth Crossword and a nintendo executive has given me the rights to make the new kirby game, kirby is now bisexual
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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glad to report the laurie anderson video game is the most 'what if laurie anderson made a video game'
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ill be showing STEALTH CROSSWORD at EGX London's Leftfield Collection! Im there friday and saturday if you want to say hi ✨
Stealth Crossword title, with a C (commander) barking 'you know what they do to vowels like you in gitmo?' at the E of the EGX logo. Leftfield Collection 24-26th October
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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If you like rule deduction games LINELITH by @cwpat.me is a perfect diamond of a puzzler, an hour of escalating eureka moments down to an exact science. AND you play as some sort of rock crab
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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ah joining the pantheon of academic work on the subject of balls with feet harmonyzone.org/ballwithfeet...
cover art for a japanese game called door door featuring papercraft art of an egg in a pinstripe baseball cap, with feet, and some other paper germlike creatures
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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you’ve made it
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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oh no very tempted to just use a list of oblivion quotes as the Pizza Jam theme? id play all of these
screenshot of oblivion.txt bluesky account. posts read: Find comfort in your powerlessness. This scent is foul. And whatever you do, you cant tell Jeanne about it all right? Please save my little rats! So many bottles to collect. Have you recovered those taxes? Dirt, dirt, dirt. Everywhere dirt.
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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wait EXTREME EVOLUTION: DRIVE TO DIVINITY isnt an inscrutable art game?? turns out its actually a solid platformer with a great gameplay loop and a 53 track philip glass style soundtrack store.steampowered.com/app/2111360/Extreme_Evolution_Drive_to_Divinity/ @samatlas.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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real gamers love a hand drawn greenaway dvd
stylised purple pov of a child holding a dvd box of the cook the thief his wife and her lover while the woman behind the counter says ‘come on i have a peter greenaway movie you’re going to love’
August 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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(a thread of posts about normal_now) gleich: miss that dude catherine: what happened? jonathan: giraffe accident
August 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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as the goal of the jam is more about self expression and collaboration we’ve made the easy decision to disallow GenAI art for all pizza jams
jam page that says: Human-made art only • (GenAl art will be disqualified, if you're not an artist you can always find one in the community or do a shonky doodle, we will celebrate you)
August 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM