Ralph
commonsense72.bsky.social
Ralph
@commonsense72.bsky.social
Thinker, amateur philosopher, a good day has at least 1 idea rolling around in my head. And a devout atheist, formerly an agnostic, formerly but still formally a Roman Catholic by birth. Please excommunicate me.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They didn't want them.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Invest in toner, growth industry.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
GIGO

Garbage in, garbage out.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you are an advocate of Part C Medicare, you don't have the best interests of you constituency.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And all of mine prefer this style I came up with.
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What pisses me off, is I take a dog in that I know will come home, with a cone, I bring one and the vet won't use the one I bring.

They have to sell you a new one.

Anyone know of a resale market, I've got about a dozen.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When I was a kid I caught a common 'mud' turtle and brought it home for a pet.

Whenever possible, I would bring it out to the yard in the grass and without fail it would start walking in the direction where I caught it over a mile away.

He was my buddy for 15 yrs.

He never forgot where home was.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
At xyz's Pasta House I ordered something Alfredo.

They brought something drowned in melted Mozzarella which quickly turned into a brick.

They contacted me about a thorough review that included the recipe of Alfredo sauce.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Or you can put a suit on a pig, but it's still a pig.
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Get in line, I'll called dibs.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you put lipstick on a pig, you got a pig with lipstick.
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Look at Waterdrop.

Ours is 7 years old, still working like new and cartridge replacement is the easiest - no tools.

Add a water storage tank if you need better flow or have an icemaker to attach to the system.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So is this part of his official duties?
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We had a Sheltie, we could drop the lead, she knew it but she maintained the distance of the lead. We could pick it up any time.

We had a Dobe, you could us a piece of thread for a lead. Sh wouldn't leave the yard without a lead, no matter how hard you coaxed her.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's Miss Piggy, you dolt.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Had a loose tooth, called for an appt, 2 weeks out, after a week the tooth fell out with the help of an apple.

Called to cancel, they wanted a $40 cancelation fee 1 week before the appt?

Seriously?
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have a second reason for canceling my TurboTax subscription that I already canceled.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My wife mistakenly switched our lunch sandwiches.

I kept mine in the car and during the summer and left the windows open.

Egg salad sandwiches don't survive that.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Don't forget the cows they brought.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM