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I get MxPx and SSPX confused
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
No one has noticed I got new glasses even other glasses practitioners
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Sorting hat is just wizarding phrenology
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.

Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What was rei ayanami’s deductible?
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Why is the college football championship in the middle of January? Are they using the Julian calendar?
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My millennial retirement village would be dial up only, only physical media, sit down pizza huts, a blockbuster and only game consoles that require channel 3
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
> On WeChat, a businessman reposted a street interview with a young Venezuelan man responding to claims that Washington was motivated solely by capturing the country’s oil. “What do you think the Russians and the Chinese wanted?” the man asked. “The recipe for arepas?”
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
youtu.be/2UkTBuEx-ek

Safety Novela is my new favorite thing
Philippine Airlines Inflight Safety Video #PALSafetynovela | Care That Comes From The Heart
YouTube video by Philippine Airlines
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Nancy looks like she’s in a perpetual MacGruber sketch
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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It’s really awful that the Byzantines would ritually mutilate former rulers to keep them from taking the throne again but on the other hand this did mean no one had to suffer through episodes of the Nikephoros Bryennios Podcast Hour.
Liz Truss, who served 44 days as UK prime minister, goes full Curtis Yarvin.

Interviewing Yarvin on her new podcast, she calls for overhauling UK government to fit his vision.

“I agree with you, having spent 10 years in the system, you need to start from scratch,” Truss tells Yarvin.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Is the catbus carbon neutral? Does totoro use a bidet? Did Fukushima affect ponyo?
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
IG Reels didn’t prepare me for almost getting rear ended
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Dad bod and father figure should mean the same thing
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM