sinking infinity dollars into attempting to build the world's biggest deadman's switch. that's what real innovation is, sweatie

i don't have much to say rn other than i am so here for this shit

it is unfortunate that guy has found a way to live with himself

hmm i wonder if this tells us something about gdp as a measure of success

high standards, low patience

i wonder if that's why they formed around the cult around the "write me an email" machine

also lmao at your alt text

cap would cut a motherfucker

one of the most fascinating things getting back into wrestling as an adult is seeing how many lifers act like getting worked is shameful. that's the whole point of the art form man, like what are we doing here lmao

<3

me pretending i have the actual knowledge to use this for masking

my compositor plugin already had a split tone slider that i've been using but it didn't let you actually pick the colors 👀

sex cardigan?? i thought they closed that place down