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Colton Molton Bolton Dolton (Coal-tonne)
Omfg yamcha stole home plate. This is perfect.
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
I think the more people view video games as a specialized form of this, the healthier all our thoughts will be on games.

Northernlion was so right on this one.
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
All I can say is that it gets better. It looks like youre pretty involved politically. Maybe you should reserve some energy that entails by disconnecting sometimes.
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I'm gonna use this S cane...
But not on me! 😤 🤬
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Oh yeah I saw a glimpse of it. Those kind of games are fun. Played some similar games on this device. Is this game boy engine. I fiddled with the nes maker once
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I cannot disconnect my experience bias from this: Playing, for the first time, Secret of Monkey Island in 2025 is lovely. I cannot disconnect from the enjoyment I get nibbling over a square of eight icons in the bottom right corner. It's my "Happy Place".
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gravity Bone
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗

Released 2008, but I was a young man alone for the first time. Dating, having sex, trying to get good grades, listening to gaming podcasts-But now, I've made an effort to beat a modern classic(?)

Read the Review:
backloggd.com/games/gravit...

Play:
blendogames.com/gravitybone/
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
August 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
August 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Keep grinding.
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We did that with termban.
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
They're also accessible games. Alter Aeon has support for screen readers and audio cues. Maybe they'd be played more if operating systems shipped with a MUD client. This particular game supports aliases and sockets like `cmd | tail -10 | grep key | varset x`
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Let me cite my dissertation on this subject:

"Stereotypes are a type of stereo where the beats are fresh and the rhymes are scary, yo"

*Hits the blinker*

If you can't take my word for it, that's fine. That's okay. I can take it. I'm fine.
July 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Seven days
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
June 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
May 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bag on head guy
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Miss you so much dang
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Who is it?

Goons.

Who?

Hired Goons.
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Godot GameDev Update:

- Demonstrated the limitations of sorted transparent objects using the Godot game engine
- Created powershell script wrapper over ffmpeg:
- Adds a mp3 to the mix
- Text!
- compresses mp4 to my liking
- Uses sound normalization to make it about the right volume
March 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Before you come at me with pitchforks and knives... In my defense, it gave me little titters and giggles as soon as I thought of it.
March 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
February 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm trying to have no-zero days, or at least no-zero weekends on my 3D Godot project, which is mainly an exercise to read the manual. Today I tested the theoretical max suggested texture size. I think it could look better than it does, but I learned how to do UV scaling, and found a camera bug! Yay!
February 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Once in a generation, a youtube comment is made that changes the history of commenting on things forever.
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM