Colton
@coltastrophex.bsky.social
Queer 🏳️🌈 | Coastal Elite📍DC | Cat Dad 🐱
My liver learning it’s Pride Month.
June 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My liver learning it’s Pride Month.
They’re gonna sue Lululemon for false advertising.
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They’re gonna sue Lululemon for false advertising.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social this you, sis?
December 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social this you, sis?
Gobbled and swallowed 🦃
November 29, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Gobbled and swallowed 🦃
They get real tuckered out from running all over me in the middle of the night.
November 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
They get real tuckered out from running all over me in the middle of the night.
No one knows I’m getting through this workout by listening to the Wicked soundtrack 🤫
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
No one knows I’m getting through this workout by listening to the Wicked soundtrack 🤫
Every time I get Uber Eats.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Every time I get Uber Eats.
Where you can find me when it’s snowing outside.
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Where you can find me when it’s snowing outside.
The way I need validation, but Grindr is down.
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
The way I need validation, but Grindr is down.
Is there ever a day that men aren’t a disappointment?
November 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Is there ever a day that men aren’t a disappointment?
My Lyft driver: “so what were you doing at the hotel?”
Me:
Me:
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
My Lyft driver: “so what were you doing at the hotel?”
Me:
Me:
Post pole on main, you coward
November 19, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Post pole on main, you coward
My watch asked if I was finished with my workout because my heart rate wasn’t high enough. Getting read by Apple.
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
My watch asked if I was finished with my workout because my heart rate wasn’t high enough. Getting read by Apple.
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TEASE.
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TEASE.