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Coltan Compton
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he/him. NerdfArtist. Certified Goober. DFTBA.
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“Mam Daddy” sticker on water bottle
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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1) VOTE!

2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
Illustration of Hank Green wielding hammer from The Clashteroid Clash of Clans ad. Bolts of lightning erupt from the weapon, while blue streaks represent falling asteroids in the background.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Slippy Toad joins the fight against fascism!
Art of Slippy Toad from the Star Fox franchise striking a pose. In the background, an arwing speeds towards an Andross-esque floating head of Donald Trump, ready for the fight ahead!
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Pizzamas Party 2k25
Cookie cake with John Green’s mustachioed face and PIZZA written with icing.
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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#Nerdfarters October Art Challenge Days 5 and 6: Roadside Attractions of Nerdfighteria and Leaning Tower of Pizzamas!
Illustration of car passing by two giraffes doing who knows what. Speech bubble with text that reads “SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!” Illustration of Hank Green wearing a chef’s outfit and holding a plate of precariously stacked pizza slices. John Green stands behind him, looking startled.
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Days 3 and 4: Taylor Swift Weather and Draw Hank And John (you have to do a bad job)!
Illustration of rain falling on a soaked John Green Poorly drawn faces of Hank and John Green.
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 2: Goof for Good!
Hank and John Green illustrated in the style of characters from A Goofy Movie. A sign in the background reads “World’s Largest Ball O’ Yarn”, which Hank gestures towards. John looks onward excitedly.
October 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 1: Pizza John don’t lift your pencil!
Pencil sketch of of Pizza John
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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4) Cosmic Pizza Bird as Songs for Pierre Chuvin

I’m cackling so hard right now. Please listen to The Mountain Goats and buy this charitable e-commerce at pizzamas.com
Cosmic Pizza Bird Pizzamas shirt. Gooey pizza bird with mustachioed face in the center. Songs for Pierre Chuvin album cover. Sketch of pagan bird god.
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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3) Pizza Fighter as Transcendental Youth
Pizza Fighters Pizzamas shirt. Galaga-esque pizza fighter jet faces against a formidable mustachioed boss. Transcendental Youth album cover. Figures ascend to the night sky while demon-like faces look down at them.
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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2) Cloud John as Heretic Pride
Cloud John Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John takes the form of a pink, fluffy cloud. Heretic Pride album cover. Big ol’ cloud.
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#Pizzamas 2025 shirts as album covers from The Mountain Goats:

1) Pizza Lucha as Beat The Champ
Pizza Lucha Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John as a luchador. Beat the Champ album cover. Illustration of a wrestling match between two foes, one with flowing blonde hair and the other with a teal mask. An audience bears witness.
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I designed this year’s Cloud John Pizzamas shirt! You can snag it along with other phenomenal pizza-themed products at pizzamas.com FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ONLY. HAPPY #PIZZAMAS 🍕🍕🍕
Cloud John Pizzamas shirt. Pizza John’s mustachioed visage takes the form of a swirling pink cloud along with the “PIZZA” text beneath. Photo of model wearing Cloud John shirt taken by Saturday Night Photo.
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I, for one, appreciate John’s cloud shirt streak.
YouTube thumbnail of John Green wearing a short-sleeve button-down shirt covered with pink clouds. YouTube thumbnails of John Green wearing a short-sleeve button-down shirt covered with pink clouds.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Quadragocon 2025 has finally arrived, and with it, a shirt designed by yours truly! You can get yours here for one week only: store.dftba.com/products/qua...
Quadragocon 2025 t-shirt design. A green dragon with crossed arms breathes fire onto text that reads “QUADRAGOCON”. Beneath is “2025” written on an unrolled scroll. Encircling the dragon are 14 icons representing the 14 events in this year’s Quadragocon.
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A raccoon and their horse
Illustration of a raccoon wearing a cowboy outfit riding a dog and bursting through the Dear Hank and John logo
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Cock Blarnet!!! 🐓🤬
Illustration of an angry rooster with the head of Hank Green. The phrase “Cock Blarnet” surrounds the irritated creature.
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Finally acquired enough scarves to purchase the rug that reminds me of the solar system comforter from my childhood. I love this app!
My bean (Jimmy Bean) from the Focus Friend app holding a glass of water and standing on a circular rug of the solar system. Land of Nod solar system comforter
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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What a mood
YouTube streamer Ludwig rubbing his eyes after being told by Hank Green that the digestive system is a tube of outside that runs through the inside.
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I like (space) turtles
Illustration of turtle wearing a spacesuit on the moon. A sea turtle inspired spaceship launches in the background.
July 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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“Hey, gotta get the frosty machine working!”

-Dave Green
Illustration of Dave Green, a largemouth bass wearing a black cap and name tag that reads Dave G. MANAGER.
July 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Supizza John
Illustration of John Green running, pulling open his shirt like Clark Kent to reveal a Pizza John shirt underneath.
July 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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WAIT
Cloud pizza John as a button down t-shirt
July 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Bigtop Burger birthday card for the bro.
Steve from Bigtop Burger flying like Superman. Below, characters from the show exclaim, “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Steve.”
July 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Goin’ up to the pizza in the sky
Pizza John as a swirly pink cloud.
July 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM