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Drew
@coloradodrew.bsky.social
twitter escapee hoping to build a new community. Colorado "native", engineer, solo father.
Mostly interested in cats, memes, fitness, and health.
Politicians don't write books for us to read. They write books so that their campaigns can buy them to give out to people allowing them to convert campaign funds to actual money in their pockets.
July 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I seem to recall Wendy Davis used a catheter for her famous filibuster.
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I understand the sentiment but all this does is allows the super rich to put pressure on more working class representatives.

Alternatively an amendment should be put forth that prevents all members from running for reelection if they don't pass required legislation like a budget.
December 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
This happens to me daily and I will absolutely be stealing this joke.
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Should have been the turkey.
December 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Is this why the doctor was able to get away with so much? Is hems/onco the alpha physician?
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Drop them on the floor in front of attractive people and fumble around when you pick them up. Then look the people in the eye and go "Sorry, I'm really bad at pickup limes."
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 PM
So we can pay out of pocket or bite down on a stick? Great...
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I'm a Mountain guy and I refuse to adjust my time zones out of spite.
December 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Ok but how about this?
December 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM