Politicians don't write books for us to read. They write books so that their campaigns can buy them to give out to people allowing them to convert campaign funds to actual money in their pockets.

I seem to recall Wendy Davis used a catheter for her famous filibuster.

I understand the sentiment but all this does is allows the super rich to put pressure on more working class representatives.

Alternatively an amendment should be put forth that prevents all members from running for reelection if they don't pass required legislation like a budget.

This happens to me daily and I will absolutely be stealing this joke.

Should have been the turkey.

Is this why the doctor was able to get away with so much? Is hems/onco the alpha physician?

Drop them on the floor in front of attractive people and fumble around when you pick them up. Then look the people in the eye and go "Sorry, I'm really bad at pickup limes."

So we can pay out of pocket or bite down on a stick? Great...

I'm a Mountain guy and I refuse to adjust my time zones out of spite.

Ok but how about this?