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@colonycollapse.bsky.social
Being MAGA means shitting in your own pants so the people you hate will have to smell it.
@nytimeses.nytimes.com, let me help.
“Trump plan to foment violence as a means to further his authoritarian agenda successfully fools all the editors at the New York Times."
*fixed*
“Trump plan to foment violence as a means to further his authoritarian agenda successfully fools all the editors at the New York Times."
*fixed*
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
@nytimeses.nytimes.com, let me help.
“Trump plan to foment violence as a means to further his authoritarian agenda successfully fools all the editors at the New York Times."
*fixed*
“Trump plan to foment violence as a means to further his authoritarian agenda successfully fools all the editors at the New York Times."
*fixed*
I don’t get it. If one of the sources I use to stay informed decided to not only lie to me, but do it in such a way that was so deeply condescending - that they were essentially calling me a fucking moron - I wouldn’t only be offended, but I’d stop using that source. MAGA is the cult of stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don’t get it. If one of the sources I use to stay informed decided to not only lie to me, but do it in such a way that was so deeply condescending - that they were essentially calling me a fucking moron - I wouldn’t only be offended, but I’d stop using that source. MAGA is the cult of stupid.
MAGA is a relatively simple psyops campaign designed to influence American elections, and to give comfort to bigots who thought they were a part of something much bigger. We’ve all been duped, and Elmo the autistic nazi unwittingly gave the game away.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
MAGA is a relatively simple psyops campaign designed to influence American elections, and to give comfort to bigots who thought they were a part of something much bigger. We’ve all been duped, and Elmo the autistic nazi unwittingly gave the game away.
"Contempt of court? Add it to my tab."
I can’t wait to send Noem hate mail in prison.
I can’t wait to send Noem hate mail in prison.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Contempt of court? Add it to my tab."
I can’t wait to send Noem hate mail in prison.
I can’t wait to send Noem hate mail in prison.
When this horrible timeline ends, Hegseth needs to be put in a cage for the rest of his life.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When this horrible timeline ends, Hegseth needs to be put in a cage for the rest of his life.
Mullin, and the MAGA fakeriots are so deeply pathetic. Tough guy rhetoric to conceal the fact that they hate vets. Instead of rubbing one out online to the “warfighters”, maybe try not going along with the dismantling the VA. Fucking loser.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mullin, and the MAGA fakeriots are so deeply pathetic. Tough guy rhetoric to conceal the fact that they hate vets. Instead of rubbing one out online to the “warfighters”, maybe try not going along with the dismantling the VA. Fucking loser.
Likely @schumer.senate.gov and the gang will run ads about maintaining the status quo, the importance of decorum, and how voting alongside MAGA is really just clever strategy, but a guy can dream.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Likely @schumer.senate.gov and the gang will run ads about maintaining the status quo, the importance of decorum, and how voting alongside MAGA is really just clever strategy, but a guy can dream.
Panic sets in...
Broadcasting the DOJ Deputy Chief's previously disclosed attempt to fabricate false records (and implicate Dems), Trump will now instruct future jail bird Bondi to deliver those fabricated files to congress. This is a hail Mary, and it will fail. Get your popcorn ready.
Broadcasting the DOJ Deputy Chief's previously disclosed attempt to fabricate false records (and implicate Dems), Trump will now instruct future jail bird Bondi to deliver those fabricated files to congress. This is a hail Mary, and it will fail. Get your popcorn ready.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Panic sets in...
Broadcasting the DOJ Deputy Chief's previously disclosed attempt to fabricate false records (and implicate Dems), Trump will now instruct future jail bird Bondi to deliver those fabricated files to congress. This is a hail Mary, and it will fail. Get your popcorn ready.
Broadcasting the DOJ Deputy Chief's previously disclosed attempt to fabricate false records (and implicate Dems), Trump will now instruct future jail bird Bondi to deliver those fabricated files to congress. This is a hail Mary, and it will fail. Get your popcorn ready.
We need to clean house. Retire @schumer.senate.gov
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We need to clean house. Retire @schumer.senate.gov
We need to heavily tax every church that cannot prove they are a benefit to their communities. If you ain’t feeding the poor, or enriching your community, you should taxed. These are hate factories cosplaying as churches.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We need to heavily tax every church that cannot prove they are a benefit to their communities. If you ain’t feeding the poor, or enriching your community, you should taxed. These are hate factories cosplaying as churches.
Or, as Mike Lil’ Johnson likes to call it, the Oral Office.
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Or, as Mike Lil’ Johnson likes to call it, the Oral Office.
I just found this out yesterday, and I don’t think I have ever seen a description so fitting.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just found this out yesterday, and I don’t think I have ever seen a description so fitting.
Oh look, here is the NY Post pretending they don’t cultivate and encourage these subhuman fascist shitheaps… cute.
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oh look, here is the NY Post pretending they don’t cultivate and encourage these subhuman fascist shitheaps… cute.
I mean, we all already knew, right? I just hope they end up homeless, and have to avoid starvation by eating a bag of dirty dicks every night.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I mean, we all already knew, right? I just hope they end up homeless, and have to avoid starvation by eating a bag of dirty dicks every night.
The “future” of the MAGA GOP
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The “future” of the MAGA GOP
Gaslighter Mike Johnson: "That is not the principles of the Republican Party. You want me to articulate them? We fought the Nazis, we've defended that evil ideology."
They have been telling us who they are for decades, all we need to do is listen. MAGA are all nazi trash.
They have been telling us who they are for decades, all we need to do is listen. MAGA are all nazi trash.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gaslighter Mike Johnson: "That is not the principles of the Republican Party. You want me to articulate them? We fought the Nazis, we've defended that evil ideology."
They have been telling us who they are for decades, all we need to do is listen. MAGA are all nazi trash.
They have been telling us who they are for decades, all we need to do is listen. MAGA are all nazi trash.
Stay safe out there.
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Stay safe out there.