Colorado Crocodile
@colocroco.bsky.social
I am not afraid, and therefore I am not manageable.
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I hope fifth avenue claims him tonight.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I hope fifth avenue claims him tonight.
Did you know 344 million vinyl records were sold in 1977?!
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December 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did you know 344 million vinyl records were sold in 1977?!
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I know very few 85 year old people who should be in charge of anything.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I know very few 85 year old people who should be in charge of anything.
Any time a plane crashes in a difficult to reach area, we should consider ourselves lucky that we can just take one of the black boxes from the Epstein files.
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Any time a plane crashes in a difficult to reach area, we should consider ourselves lucky that we can just take one of the black boxes from the Epstein files.
Ironic that two of the orange one’s most prolific enablers already had a virus named after them: Epstein-Barr
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ironic that two of the orange one’s most prolific enablers already had a virus named after them: Epstein-Barr
Imagine being so bad at your job that the only way to keep it was to cheat while selling out the country that made you.
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine being so bad at your job that the only way to keep it was to cheat while selling out the country that made you.
The 2026 elections will be a repeat of the Epstein files and the Mueller report, and just as effective.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The 2026 elections will be a repeat of the Epstein files and the Mueller report, and just as effective.
I will stomp on your white supremacy until it is dead because that is the ONLY way.
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I will stomp on your white supremacy until it is dead because that is the ONLY way.
Russian jets bombing Nigeria? Impossible.
Russian asset using US jets to bomb Nigeria? Plausible.
Just a distraction for oil?
Deja vu.
Russian asset using US jets to bomb Nigeria? Plausible.
Just a distraction for oil?
Deja vu.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Russian jets bombing Nigeria? Impossible.
Russian asset using US jets to bomb Nigeria? Plausible.
Just a distraction for oil?
Deja vu.
Russian asset using US jets to bomb Nigeria? Plausible.
Just a distraction for oil?
Deja vu.
Odd that a guy famous for bankrupting his own companies had a banner year, but six of the places I used to shop have shuttered.
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Odd that a guy famous for bankrupting his own companies had a banner year, but six of the places I used to shop have shuttered.
I find it hilarious that the people who think humans should work until they’re 75 are the often jobless and 40.
Talking about what other people should do with their lives isn’t a job, it’s a cult.
Talking about what other people should do with their lives isn’t a job, it’s a cult.
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I find it hilarious that the people who think humans should work until they’re 75 are the often jobless and 40.
Talking about what other people should do with their lives isn’t a job, it’s a cult.
Talking about what other people should do with their lives isn’t a job, it’s a cult.
Someone should ask the Supreme Court of the United States if they think pardons should be for sale.
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Someone should ask the Supreme Court of the United States if they think pardons should be for sale.
I think it would be way more appropriate to put his name on jails and dumps.
Inappropriate? Orphanages.
Inappropriate? Orphanages.
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think it would be way more appropriate to put his name on jails and dumps.
Inappropriate? Orphanages.
Inappropriate? Orphanages.
If I get arrested for filming ICE I’m going to laugh all the way to fucking court.
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I get arrested for filming ICE I’m going to laugh all the way to fucking court.
#raiders
You shut down Maxx Crosby and Brock Bowers?
Normally I wait until the playoffs to root for a different team (cuz obvious reasons), but this year’s bandwagoning starts now.
You shut down Maxx Crosby and Brock Bowers?
Normally I wait until the playoffs to root for a different team (cuz obvious reasons), but this year’s bandwagoning starts now.
a man in a raiders jacket says i 'm resigning immediately in front of nfl logos
ALT: a man in a raiders jacket says i 'm resigning immediately in front of nfl logos
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December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
#raiders
You shut down Maxx Crosby and Brock Bowers?
Normally I wait until the playoffs to root for a different team (cuz obvious reasons), but this year’s bandwagoning starts now.
You shut down Maxx Crosby and Brock Bowers?
Normally I wait until the playoffs to root for a different team (cuz obvious reasons), but this year’s bandwagoning starts now.
Follow the money to the prison companies.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Follow the money to the prison companies.
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Tired of raising children in a country where raping children is not disqualifying for being President of the United States.
But being a woman is.
But being a woman is.
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tired of raising children in a country where raping children is not disqualifying for being President of the United States.
But being a woman is.
But being a woman is.
Have you heard the one about the conservative company founded on anti-gun control and anti-COVID mandates?
One owner died of COVID, the other of a bullet, and the lady they left behind actually thinks men will let her run what’s left.
Ignorance is bliss. And Republican.
One owner died of COVID, the other of a bullet, and the lady they left behind actually thinks men will let her run what’s left.
Ignorance is bliss. And Republican.
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Have you heard the one about the conservative company founded on anti-gun control and anti-COVID mandates?
One owner died of COVID, the other of a bullet, and the lady they left behind actually thinks men will let her run what’s left.
Ignorance is bliss. And Republican.
One owner died of COVID, the other of a bullet, and the lady they left behind actually thinks men will let her run what’s left.
Ignorance is bliss. And Republican.
I wanna know why the president of the United States gets to choose which children he keeps (by drowning them), but no one else can (by abortion).
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I wanna know why the president of the United States gets to choose which children he keeps (by drowning them), but no one else can (by abortion).
I am not sure what the department of homeland security has to do with Jesus, but if I were him I’d sue for libel and slander.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am not sure what the department of homeland security has to do with Jesus, but if I were him I’d sue for libel and slander.
Too much heat from blowing up boats. Moving on to farming villages.
Next up, your son gets drafted so he can go kill in God’s name.
And still you sit.
Next up, your son gets drafted so he can go kill in God’s name.
And still you sit.
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Too much heat from blowing up boats. Moving on to farming villages.
Next up, your son gets drafted so he can go kill in God’s name.
And still you sit.
Next up, your son gets drafted so he can go kill in God’s name.
And still you sit.
We spent too much time arguing about who will get freedoms and why, and now it’s too late: none of us are free.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We spent too much time arguing about who will get freedoms and why, and now it’s too late: none of us are free.
Scrolling through my feed I am absolutely amazed that so many people rewatch baseball games.
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Box scores and highlights and the next 4 hours be damned, I guess.
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Box scores and highlights and the next 4 hours be damned, I guess.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Scrolling through my feed I am absolutely amazed that so many people rewatch baseball games.
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Box scores and highlights and the next 4 hours be damned, I guess.
😳
Box scores and highlights and the next 4 hours be damned, I guess.
If we continue to bomb Nigeria, then the United States auto industries might not have to go through with their lead testing…..on Nigerian soil.
Food for thought.
Food for thought.
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If we continue to bomb Nigeria, then the United States auto industries might not have to go through with their lead testing…..on Nigerian soil.
Food for thought.
Food for thought.