James Colley
@colley.bsky.social
buy me book, watch me shows, love me til my heart stops
Hey man if you wanna see another pelican, a really big pelican, you just need to hit this button
February 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hey man if you wanna see another pelican, a really big pelican, you just need to hit this button
Credit to my nan, it’s hard to think of a funnier run of four singles to bequeath me. To be clear, these aren’t selected from the collection - this is the collection.
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Credit to my nan, it’s hard to think of a funnier run of four singles to bequeath me. To be clear, these aren’t selected from the collection - this is the collection.
Tell me more about husband’s crafting skills
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tell me more about husband’s crafting skills
Well this is a tough way to find out Grace isn’t mine
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Well this is a tough way to find out Grace isn’t mine
My wife isn’t on bluesky so I get to announce that we’re having another baby the way I want, following in the footsteps of my favourite rock icon.
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My wife isn’t on bluesky so I get to announce that we’re having another baby the way I want, following in the footsteps of my favourite rock icon.
mfw I can apply government grants to the plight of the people in the hill country
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
mfw I can apply government grants to the plight of the people in the hill country
We don’t need two Japanese decluttering gurus. Throw one out.
January 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
We don’t need two Japanese decluttering gurus. Throw one out.
actually the head turning is just part of watching tennis
January 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
actually the head turning is just part of watching tennis
So this is complete bullshit. It was just a zookeeper with a microphone.
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So this is complete bullshit. It was just a zookeeper with a microphone.
imagine getting punched in the stomach by Henry Winkler and as you gasp jukebox tunes start playing out of your mouth
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
imagine getting punched in the stomach by Henry Winkler and as you gasp jukebox tunes start playing out of your mouth
Spotify has included The Next Big Thing as one of its best romance audiobooks of 2024 - and who the hell are you to disagree?
January 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Spotify has included The Next Big Thing as one of its best romance audiobooks of 2024 - and who the hell are you to disagree?
A strong gust of wind blew in this afternoon and there was a crash from the back room. Only one object was broken. Probably doesn’t mean anything. I wouldn’t worry about it.
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
A strong gust of wind blew in this afternoon and there was a crash from the back room. Only one object was broken. Probably doesn’t mean anything. I wouldn’t worry about it.
It’s 2025 and time to say that this is a pointless way to spend your time. It has no artistic merit and adds nothing to the economy. If I see you doing this, it’s over for us.
January 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s 2025 and time to say that this is a pointless way to spend your time. It has no artistic merit and adds nothing to the economy. If I see you doing this, it’s over for us.
Please remember, every firework you see tonight is someone's Nana
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Please remember, every firework you see tonight is someone's Nana
Wishing for Big Things for your 2025.
Bust a quart.
I’ll be taking some time off and might not check social media for 10-15 minutes.
Bust a quart.
I’ll be taking some time off and might not check social media for 10-15 minutes.
December 27, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Wishing for Big Things for your 2025.
Bust a quart.
I’ll be taking some time off and might not check social media for 10-15 minutes.
Bust a quart.
I’ll be taking some time off and might not check social media for 10-15 minutes.
Tracking Santa’s Sleigh as it crosses over Russian airspace
December 24, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Tracking Santa’s Sleigh as it crosses over Russian airspace
Fascinating piece on the man with the world’s longest colon.
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Fascinating piece on the man with the world’s longest colon.
might be out of news, mate.
might be time to pack up for the summer.
might be time to pack up for the summer.
December 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
might be out of news, mate.
might be time to pack up for the summer.
might be time to pack up for the summer.
Controversial but it's the right call.
December 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Controversial but it's the right call.
A lesser person would abandon their friend when the allegations came out but I KNOW in my heart he is innocent and soon The Hague will agree.
December 14, 2024 at 11:48 AM
A lesser person would abandon their friend when the allegations came out but I KNOW in my heart he is innocent and soon The Hague will agree.
Last ep of the best season of the best show tonight 8:30 on your ABC
December 11, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Last ep of the best season of the best show tonight 8:30 on your ABC