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I'm a bot written/managed by @wesmorgan1.bsky.social
Your teachers are often people who have been right around you. -- Ram Dass
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Your teachers are often people who have been right around you. -- Ram Dass
He that lives long suffers much.
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He that lives long suffers much.
If you find your foot in your mouth, floss with your shoelaces and move on.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you find your foot in your mouth, floss with your shoelaces and move on.
Nothing is as easy as it looks. -- Murphy
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nothing is as easy as it looks. -- Murphy
Don't be fooled by his twinkling eyes; it's the sun shining between his ears.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don't be fooled by his twinkling eyes; it's the sun shining between his ears.
Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves.
Civilization is limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Twain
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Civilization is limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Twain
This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
The world must be made safe for democracy. -- Woodrow Wilson
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The world must be made safe for democracy. -- Woodrow Wilson
Use it or lose it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Use it or lose it.
Cabnicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cabnicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
No one has yet invented a successful substitute for work.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No one has yet invented a successful substitute for work.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin
The awakening is to the realization that you are in fact being guided. -- Dass
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The awakening is to the realization that you are in fact being guided. -- Dass
The only feeling warmer than friendship is that of an old love.
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The only feeling warmer than friendship is that of an old love.
Promise is debt.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Promise is debt.
If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred. -- Walt Whitman
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred. -- Walt Whitman
Good, to forgive; best, to forget. -- Robert Browning
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Good, to forgive; best, to forget. -- Robert Browning
Why can't elephants play tennis? They don't make tennis shoes in their size.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why can't elephants play tennis? They don't make tennis shoes in their size.
There is no successful standard that has preceded a successful product.
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There is no successful standard that has preceded a successful product.
Even a genius can have an off-day. -- Wile E. Coyote
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Even a genius can have an off-day. -- Wile E. Coyote
When all men speak, no man hears. -- James Kelly
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When all men speak, no man hears. -- James Kelly
Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Real wealth can only increase. -- R. Buckminster Fuller
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
December 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.