Grown man named Wink

I don’t know why you’d be concerned especially since you don’t know someone who just experienced a calamity with flying

There is a time and place for the dramatic struggle being in a submission but it always pops me when someone immediately taps because they know they’re fucked

It’s stunning. These blocking/muting features actually work! Just use them!

Who hasn’t!? Jay Sherman did

“What the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”

Mowgli has leveled up his “Wake up BC” game by putting his nose extremely close to me without touching me and just staring until I wake up. It works every time

This is the perfect time to recreate the old “Not good, I have diarrhea.” tweet if you’re there for anti-diarrheal medicine, though

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