Keanu Rhesus 🐒
@colinlusk.bsky.social
Non-artist, ambivalent about dogs but likes books at least.
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
Hugh's Laurie Now?
Hugh's Laurie Now?
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
Hugh's Laurie Now?
Hugh's Laurie Now?
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
As I was leaving the allotments yesterday there was a cat standing on top of someone's compost bin and in the bush next to him an absolutely furious tweeting noise like a dial-up modem.
June 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
As I was leaving the allotments yesterday there was a cat standing on top of someone's compost bin and in the bush next to him an absolutely furious tweeting noise like a dial-up modem.
I am no longer the father of a teenager. This thought is going to take some getting used to.
June 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I am no longer the father of a teenager. This thought is going to take some getting used to.
#NoisesInASongOrMovie
My Paaarrrp Will Go On
My Paaarrrp Will Go On
May 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
#NoisesInASongOrMovie
My Paaarrrp Will Go On
My Paaarrrp Will Go On
#NoisesInASongOrMovie
The Decibels of St Trinians
The Decibels of St Trinians
May 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
#NoisesInASongOrMovie
The Decibels of St Trinians
The Decibels of St Trinians
@dragonknits.bsky.social
My Duolingo is prompting to log back in here and say...
My Duolingo is prompting to log back in here and say...
April 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
@dragonknits.bsky.social
My Duolingo is prompting to log back in here and say...
My Duolingo is prompting to log back in here and say...
Yesterday's BBC news podcast throwing in a story about a cat who got a cat scan and a man who stole some sausages and was "grilled" by authorities. I appreciate them leavening the relentless torrent of dreadful news with dad jokes. Bless you.
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Yesterday's BBC news podcast throwing in a story about a cat who got a cat scan and a man who stole some sausages and was "grilled" by authorities. I appreciate them leavening the relentless torrent of dreadful news with dad jokes. Bless you.
I moved some hydrangeas recently and the algorithm noticed and now it keeps giving me important hydrangea news daily.
Today's news: (1) It is essential that you prune them now (2) It is essential that you refrain from pruning them now.
Today's news: (1) It is essential that you prune them now (2) It is essential that you refrain from pruning them now.
December 15, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I moved some hydrangeas recently and the algorithm noticed and now it keeps giving me important hydrangea news daily.
Today's news: (1) It is essential that you prune them now (2) It is essential that you refrain from pruning them now.
Today's news: (1) It is essential that you prune them now (2) It is essential that you refrain from pruning them now.
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I'm sorry but the best horse name to ever exist was this one
December 9, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I'm sorry but the best horse name to ever exist was this one
#CarolsInASongOrMovie
Lord of the FIVE GO-OLD RRRIIIINNNGGGGGS
Lord of the FIVE GO-OLD RRRIIIINNNGGGGGS
December 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
#CarolsInASongOrMovie
Lord of the FIVE GO-OLD RRRIIIINNNGGGGGS
Lord of the FIVE GO-OLD RRRIIIINNNGGGGGS
#CarolsInASongOrMovie
Play Mistletoe and Wine For Me
Play Mistletoe and Wine For Me
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 PM
#CarolsInASongOrMovie
Play Mistletoe and Wine For Me
Play Mistletoe and Wine For Me
Bloody train Internet.
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Bloody train Internet.
Ugh I'll try again. Sorry if you see it twice.
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Ugh I'll try again. Sorry if you see it twice.
What? What happened to my mildly amusing Bleat?
December 8, 2024 at 5:02 PM
What? What happened to my mildly amusing Bleat?
Personalised number plate
December 8, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Personalised number plate
Just got a Booths card and now feel like my Northernness has been restored.
Waitrose? What's that?
Waitrose? What's that?
December 8, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Just got a Booths card and now feel like my Northernness has been restored.
Waitrose? What's that?
Waitrose? What's that?
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All the positive things leftists are saying about murdering health care CEOs could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers who murder abortion providers. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
All the positive things leftists are saying about murdering health care CEOs could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers who murder abortion providers. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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I just referred to posts here as tweets but I assume its bleats or something.
December 7, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I just referred to posts here as tweets but I assume its bleats or something.