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Cole Oyl
@coleoyl.bsky.social
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Midwest knucklehead. Nonsense, mostly. No DMs. Sober. No DMs. Fun! No DMs. Sparky's List, Inner Hive.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A greeting card with a black and white picture of a grimacing woman holding her neck. Text on the card: Threw my back out sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Kaiju Ted on his way to a Budweiser bottling plant to drink all the Bud.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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"Who loves disco soccer?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The new dictionary's here! The new dictionary's here!
Cropped picture of the cover of a copy of the new 12th edition Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and my thumb. Wrapped in shiny plastic, the cover is red with white text with gold trim.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Sick E.T. moldy potato with eyes and a mouth.
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A clear bottle full of a yellowish liquid, labeled high fructose corn syrup.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
A white headed bird with a large yellow beak and brown feathers (Bald Eagle) is sitting on a tree branch. Taken by me in Feb. 2015 near the Illinois River in Peoria, IL.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Red Buttons was so turned on.
Red Buttons with wide eyes and mouth open.
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Dude from Tampopo?
A character from the movie Tampopo has been shot multiple times, fallen on the ground clutching his chest.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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deadline.com/2025/10/shir...
A screenshot from an article about a person who bought the rights to much of Shirley Temple's films and other things. "Her friends included former FBI founder J. Edgar Hoover who gifted her a tear gas pen at the age of 20 to help protect her against any death threats."
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Saw the beginning 50 mins of Alien: Prometheus yesterday. 😅
Point of view of someone looking at a black vessel full of black liquid and whatnot and the someone has dipped a gloved finger into the liquid and is looking at it with light from a flashlight while saying "Organic." From the movie Alien: Prometheus
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Screenshot of a post from @acutualnames.bsky.social that says "Dick Pincher" taken from "England and Wakes, Death Registration Index 1837-2007."
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Happy Halloween

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social
A cartoon by Mike Luckovich fron 2018. It shows an adult standing on her porch with a basket of goodies next to a pumpkin. Facing her is a child saying "I'm a witch!", a child saying "I'm a cowboy, and former president Nixon saying "I'm no longer the most corrupt president in history!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Mystery waffle as seen during my walk on Monday.
A lonely blueberry waffle sits on a sidewalk.
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The reasons to not buy from Amazon continue to pile up.
A screenshot of a post by The Verge that says "Amazon hopes to replace 600,000 US workers with robots, according to leaked documents" with a picture of a robots holding bins and a person watching them.
October 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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@introvertproblems.bsky.social
A person at a No Kings march with a sign that reads "SO BAD EVEN INTROVERTS ARE HERE."
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Two people walking in the No Kings march in an unknown city and they're holding a sign with pictures/caricatures of members of Trump's cabinet and in the center it says "The Shady Bunch."
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Two ladies smiling for the camera, wearing blue t-shirts that read "GRANTIFA" in large white letters and smaller text that says "AKA SENIOR CITIZENS AGAINST THIS BULLSHIT."
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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👏

DJT thinking about immortality as turns into a puddle of water.
Senator Robert Kelly, a character from the movie X-Men, us turning into a puddle of liquid after Magneto has fun with him.
October 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM