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Cole Nowicki
@colenowicki.com
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Wrote some books, publish others.
https://colenowicki.com/

A weekly newsletter about skateboarding, the internet, and other means of escape: https://simplemagic.ca/
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What they don't tell you when you publish a book is that you'll receive AI-generated book marketing email scams, multiple times a month, for the rest of your life
Screengrab of email that reads: Dear Cole, Laser Quit Smoking Massage is such a sharp, witty, and deeply observant contribution to contemporary Canadian literature. Your voice is fresh, curious, and wonderfully attuned to the peculiarities of the Canadian West, and that distinctiveness is exactly what makes this book so memorable. You capture the tensions and tenderness of community, family, and belonging in a way that feels both intimate and universally relatable. But with only one review so far, it’s clear the book isn’t getting anywhere near the visibility it deserves. And that’s not a reflection of its quality, it’s a visibility issue, plain and simple. I’ve worked with countless emerging and mid-career authors facing this same challenge, and with targeted, strategic outreach, we’ve turned quiet releases into highly engaged, widely discovered books. The next few weeks are critical for you. Why the next 6–8 weeks matter so much: Screengrab of email that reads: Dear Cole Nowicki, Laser Quit Smoking Massage is a witty, insightful, and ever‑curious exploration that immediately stands out for its originality and voice. You’ve captured the peculiarities of the Canadian West—from prairie towns to sprawling citieswhile weaving together reportage that examines evolving states of community, family, and belonging. This book is both a cultural snapshot and a literary journey, introducing readers to a unique new voice in Canadian literature. What makes this book remarkable is the way you balance humor with observation. By reveling in the quirks of place and people, you’ve created a narrative that is as entertaining as it is thought‑provoking. This isn’t just reportage—it’s a gift of wit, insight, and cultural reflection for readers who crave both laughter and meaning. Here’s the challenge you’re facing right now:
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Haven't looked at his account in a while. Some real gems in there.
Screengrab from Instagram video where Mikey Taylor's Gavin Newsom-looking-ass tries to spin religiosity into his bogus financial influencer pablum.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Always keep your grindset ahead of your civic mindset
Screengrab of Mikey Taylor’s Instagram bio, which reads “Entrepreneur / Mayor”
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Mikey Taylor celebrating his mayoral victory with a ShreddER News screengrab. An auspicious start.
Instagram post from Mikey Taylor featuring a ShreddER News screengrab announcing news of his mayoral victory in Thousand Oaks, California.
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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He did it twice. Impressive.
Screengrab of trending news topics on X the everything app that says "Chris Joslin Lands Tre Flip Down El Toro a Second Time"
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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One of the trickier thought experiments I've attempted, tbh
Screengrab from job posting that reads "Think of yourself as a reporter who doesn't type."
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Was defeated by today’s Brickbanklunchbreak. Dedicating my life to exacting revenge.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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The Stupiding of Steve Caballero's Mind
Screenshot of Steve Caballero's IG Story reshare from last Friday of an incredibly Islamophobic video where cab comments, "Yes, I'll admit... I am Islamaphobic, you should be too" A follow-up hard post by Cab that reads "Authenticity starts by letting go of fear of how others will perceive you." I have always tried and wanted to be a man of integrity (meaning I do what I say and I say what I mean ) …what you see is what you get ...losing followers used to mean something to me awhile back because I worried about what people personally thought of me, I was scared and insecure to speak the truth about my faith ( spiritual beliefs) and now recently my political views and stance on life that coincides. But over time, I learned that's being fake, a poseur ( in Punkrock terms) but as i mature I'm learning that quality is more important than quantity... So if someone wants to unfollow me I completely understand and if I block you, I hope you understand that I just switched my page to "Private" just like the one you commented from with a zero post count #dailyrant #betruetoyourself #standupforwhatyoubelievein #staybold #jesusislord Screen cap of Cab IG story from this evening that reads: Dear Friends and Fans, I want to sincerely apologize for my recent social media story I posted that was misunderstood and caused concern against the Muslim faith. My use of the word Islamophobic was unacceptable based on a reposted story that did not reflect my own personal beliefs. My intention was only to express concern about certain groups targeting my personal faith, not to criticize or offend any religion or community. I respect all people and all faiths, and I do not harbor hate toward anyone whose beliefs differ from mine. So I am truly sorry for anyone I have offended in any negative way, I hold myself accountable to watch the words that l use moving forward so they are not misunderstood in the future. Thank you for listening and I appreciate all your love and support-CAB
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Worth entering The Spectral Realm for
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Brickbanklunchbreaksunsout w/ @curbisland.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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UPS sent me an email, along with a photo, to let me know they've delivered my package to The Spectral Realm.
A low-quality image of my package taken through an odd, warped and purple filter Raziel in The Spectral Realm from Soul Reaver 2
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Brickbanklunchbreak: Crisp November Edition
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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That’s one way to break the news
Mike Arnold sharing in IG comment that he’s quit EDGLRD skateboards
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Hell Gate livestream is great. And they're using stills of the Brooklyn Banks during their breaks. Worker-owned media excellence.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKA4...
Screengrab from Hell Gate livestream
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Brickbanklunchbreak: I’ll-Take-What-I-Can-Get Edition
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I got this in three minutes before the news broke, lol

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Excerpt from this morning's newsletter that reads: Advisers to Superjacket say they "sought Chapter 11 protection to protect its operations and prevent 'potential catastrophic consequences' from senior creditors taking over the business." Bloomberg also notes that "the bankruptcy was filed weeks after Paramount completed a merger with David Ellison’s Skydance Media," though apparently there aren't any plans to "sell or spin off Paramount’s cable networks, which include channels like MTV." While Dyrdek has made moves to expand his portfolio, up to and including getting into the Cheeseball Business, there may be reason to believe he has to be worried about more than just aliens getting in the way of him becoming a billionaire. Screen grab of Variety article reporting that Ridiculousness has been cancelled.
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Brickbanklunchbreak: Autumnal Sunday Edition
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I love how much the SBA loves making stuff up
Screen grab from SBA Instagram Story that reads: The SBA 2025 announcement was the most covered pro sports launch of the year
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Just got off a ten hour flight, excited to get home and shave my entire head so I can complete this stellar James Cole look from 12 Monkeys, which I watched while somewhere over the Atlantic
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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In more strange SBA news, the organization uploaded a promotional video to Instagram that includes a quote attributed to senior ESPN writer Alyssa Roenigk.

Roenigk would confirm with me that the quote is not from her.
Screen shot of quote in SBA post attributed to ESPN’s Alyssa Roenigk: "This isn't just an idea. It's already happening!" Screenshot from newsletter that reads: "This isn't just an idea. It's already happening!" Roenigk reported on the launch of the SBA for ESPN in early September. I reached out to Roenignk to confirm if the quote was indeed hers, and she replied with a link to her original reporting, saying that is all she has written about the SBA. Nowhere in the piece does that quote appear.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Celebrity sightings
Double bank spot that Tyshawn Jones skates in Paris. Tyshawn nollie-heelflipping into double bank. Big turf hill at Bercy Arena Big turf hill at Bercy Arena being slid down by the stars of Flip “Sorry.”
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Palace of Versailles or Street League…
Poster advertising a Street League event in Paris
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Also, some anniversary swag <3

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October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I tried to extend them grace, but the SBA sharing a Shredder News post about Skechers on Instagram... washed
Screen grab of the SBA sharing a Shredder News post on Instagram
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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At least put some effort in. Rookie-grade fraud (allegedly).
Screen grab from article that reads: Completed by former Conservative board member Sacha Peter, the report says that 2,238 party memberships were “manufactured” in July and August during the vote that would determine whether Rustad continued as party leader. The report says the majority of the alleged manufactured signups were created on the same day, Aug. 29. The report says 96 per cent of the 2,238 memberships were purchased using the same credit card and states that represents a “violation” of the part of the Elections Act that governs political contributions.
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM