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Matthew Cole 👨🏻‍💻
@colematt.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood computer scientist. Posts in context-free, strongly typed, language-agnostic intermediate representation. My corgis manage this account 🦊🍞
Probably MA and/or ME, not MN or MD.
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sounds like a skills issue to me.
a man singing into a microphone with the words " get good noob " above him
Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " get good noob " above him
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December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is America. The more shooting we do, the freer we are. Why not shoot both?
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I’d offer these techniques predate crypto and even scams generally. The connection to techniques used by religious cults in recruiting is undeniable.
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’ve used that site to good effect before. Good recommendation!
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is what I was looking for, thanks. My household will be making end of year donations after we talk to our CPA and I wanted some names.
thanks.my
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If you are aware of a charity that specifically addresses the needs of homeless vision or dental patients, I would like to hear about it this holiday season.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Once again: the Green Party in the U.S. does not exist to advance ecological politics. It exists to strip ecologically-minded voters from Democratic candidates.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
👏🏻🎉
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
(The idiot being anyone who says that’s not an enjoyable movie, of course)
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Also I am at the whip’s end of the forthcoming cyber strategy as an academic and these are 3-4 years of my life and research I’m never going to get back. 😭
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why do I need a workout area? It’s a 2.5 mile run at threshold pace from one gate to the other to make a connection nowadays.
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Every future ^Republican president…”

We all know whatever “precedent” they create will be overturned should a Democrat attempt to exercise it.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
No aft tubes nowadays. But they definitely have to pull down trousers for a steam generator blow down or condenser flush.

*We both laugh like 10 year old boys at “steam generator blow down” and “condenser flush”*
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Other way around. That’d be a longitudinal frame.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And before you ask, submarines wear their pants around a transverse frame, not around a longitudinal frame.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Go to 105 on the reactor … and 55,000 cm on the belt size.
a man says " go to 105 on the reactor " in a dark room
Alt: a man says " go to 105 on the reactor " in a dark room
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December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM