Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE
@coldforge.bsky.social
No really. Scrap it and charge very one of them.
Those hobbits really knew what they were doing, didn't they? Frodo's Bag End was fancy and cozy, and kept in fantastic condition by Sam's diligence and care.
Wait, I'm being told I misread the skeet.
Oh.
Well.
I guess it still probably applies.
Wait, I'm being told I misread the skeet.
Oh.
Well.
I guess it still probably applies.
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Those hobbits really knew what they were doing, didn't they? Frodo's Bag End was fancy and cozy, and kept in fantastic condition by Sam's diligence and care.
Wait, I'm being told I misread the skeet.
Oh.
Well.
I guess it still probably applies.
Wait, I'm being told I misread the skeet.
Oh.
Well.
I guess it still probably applies.
Happy Friday back at you! I couldn't resist the edit.
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Happy Friday back at you! I couldn't resist the edit.
100%
The thing that made me fall in love with not caring about chess, was learning the onion headed dude moves just like the cutout line in it's head, diagonally in any direction.
Little details are so unimportant when you don't care about a thing!
The thing that made me fall in love with not caring about chess, was learning the onion headed dude moves just like the cutout line in it's head, diagonally in any direction.
Little details are so unimportant when you don't care about a thing!
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
100%
The thing that made me fall in love with not caring about chess, was learning the onion headed dude moves just like the cutout line in it's head, diagonally in any direction.
Little details are so unimportant when you don't care about a thing!
The thing that made me fall in love with not caring about chess, was learning the onion headed dude moves just like the cutout line in it's head, diagonally in any direction.
Little details are so unimportant when you don't care about a thing!
It's not enough yet.
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's not enough yet.
Can I explain, in excruciating detail and with citations cut and pasted from Wikipedia that have no actual bearing on the matter, how it works in an imaginary wonderland I've created inside my head?
No?
How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty
No?
How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can I explain, in excruciating detail and with citations cut and pasted from Wikipedia that have no actual bearing on the matter, how it works in an imaginary wonderland I've created inside my head?
No?
How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty
No?
How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty
Sorry I can't stop laughing at this photo, who chose this framing????
I must be twelve.
I must be twelve.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sorry I can't stop laughing at this photo, who chose this framing????
I must be twelve.
I must be twelve.
The actual right-wing chart:
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The actual right-wing chart:
Hey @oregonian.com something doesn't add up here
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey @oregonian.com something doesn't add up here
lmao I love this bullshit
Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming"
Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*"
Me: *does math* hmmmmm
Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming"
Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*"
Me: *does math* hmmmmm
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lmao I love this bullshit
Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming"
Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*"
Me: *does math* hmmmmm
Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming"
Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*"
Me: *does math* hmmmmm
Dog making new holiday friend
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Dog making new holiday friend
In for a penny, in for a pound. Wait does that still work now that pennies are illegal?
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In for a penny, in for a pound. Wait does that still work now that pennies are illegal?
Color of the year 2025:
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Color of the year 2025:
How quickly we've all forgotten the Colonel Sanders dating game
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
How quickly we've all forgotten the Colonel Sanders dating game
Much more economical than Texan senators when the temp drops:
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Much more economical than Texan senators when the temp drops:
Okay then, what are you doing here:
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Okay then, what are you doing here:
My shelter rescue mutt reached his twelfth year this month
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My shelter rescue mutt reached his twelfth year this month
Going to have to start wearing one of those cattle ear tags just to stay safe.
This lil fella is good!
This lil fella is good!
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Going to have to start wearing one of those cattle ear tags just to stay safe.
This lil fella is good!
This lil fella is good!
My salad dressing lacks gluten, sugar, and any form of animal product or inclination towards journaling.
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My salad dressing lacks gluten, sugar, and any form of animal product or inclination towards journaling.