Lucky horseshoe finally fell out of their ass.

Or the say, "Oh, just pick 'em out."

Fuck you! Don't put 'em in there in the first place. It still tastes and smells like them and now I get to look at a pile of the nasty things while I'mtryingto eat.

You have my axe! Why does every restaurant insist on ruining potentially wonderful food with that vile weed?

I have no idea how that penguin ended up in my suit case!

Jimmy Sexton is doing to Penn State football what the NCAA should have done years ago.

OMGoodness! Adorable.

Gonna have to change the username to "It's Puppy Time, Dan."

Is that Matt Patricia's personal account?

Never been so glad for a season to be over.

I just saw this. Congratulations!

It's only too big if don't give everyone big pieces.

It's not like the 2yo can read it.

What am I missing? It's a cake. What's wrong with it?