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Wield the Hammer. Ring the Bell. Sing the Song.
No matter what happens in my life in my last moments I will think back to the time I watched Kamari Lassiter murder a Fullback and say to myself it was all worth it.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
No matter what happens in my life in my last moments I will think back to the time I watched Kamari Lassiter murder a Fullback and say to myself it was all worth it.
Ballhawk Bullock hang it from the rafters.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ballhawk Bullock hang it from the rafters.
Is illegal touch not a penalty anymore?
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Is illegal touch not a penalty anymore?
We've set two record highs in temps (86) for this month so they're probably even more ticked off than usual.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We've set two record highs in temps (86) for this month so they're probably even more ticked off than usual.
Woody at the goal line making that TD happen.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Woody at the goal line making that TD happen.
Cowboys gotta be around 15 on that list.
October 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Cowboys gotta be around 15 on that list.
The time of possession in this game would bring a tear to the eye of even the hardest assed defensive coach.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The time of possession in this game would bring a tear to the eye of even the hardest assed defensive coach.
Someone tell Uncle Lucius it wasn't just the Angelenos movin down to Texas.
October 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Someone tell Uncle Lucius it wasn't just the Angelenos movin down to Texas.
I mean, we have yet to see an inexplicable QB sneak.
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I mean, we have yet to see an inexplicable QB sneak.
As a Texans fan I'm liking the sound of this.
As a Texans fan who just checked the schedule I am no longer liking the sound of this.
As a Texans fan who just checked the schedule I am no longer liking the sound of this.
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As a Texans fan I'm liking the sound of this.
As a Texans fan who just checked the schedule I am no longer liking the sound of this.
As a Texans fan who just checked the schedule I am no longer liking the sound of this.
Yeah just sending it to Nico 3 times in a row seems like a decent plan.
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yeah just sending it to Nico 3 times in a row seems like a decent plan.
He put the sityoass on that guard.
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He put the sityoass on that guard.
Hell I'd run the Dewey Decimal System if it meant getting Nico about 10 more touches a game.
September 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hell I'd run the Dewey Decimal System if it meant getting Nico about 10 more touches a game.
This is either someone who is incredibly dedicated to their civic duty and helping people, or some workflow genius who automated their work away and absolutely refuses to let someone else fuck up their 2 keystroke work week.
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is either someone who is incredibly dedicated to their civic duty and helping people, or some workflow genius who automated their work away and absolutely refuses to let someone else fuck up their 2 keystroke work week.
Well if Tony is Snowman who's playing the Bandit?
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Well if Tony is Snowman who's playing the Bandit?
This is the kind of thing you make because you're already a couple drinks in before you realize the bread is molding and there's no way in hell you are going to the store.
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is the kind of thing you make because you're already a couple drinks in before you realize the bread is molding and there's no way in hell you are going to the store.
Exciting new gothic gastronomical novel from J.S. Burrito. WHO COULD IT BE?
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Exciting new gothic gastronomical novel from J.S. Burrito. WHO COULD IT BE?
Man, I would kill for a poster sized print of this.
August 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Man, I would kill for a poster sized print of this.
Every city that can sustain a population of more than 1 million people for 5 years should be a state don't @ me.
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Every city that can sustain a population of more than 1 million people for 5 years should be a state don't @ me.
"Platner 20:25 says we just whipped that billionaire's ass."
August 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Platner 20:25 says we just whipped that billionaire's ass."