Coladash
@coladash.bsky.social
Collectibles/ Hobby Store Owner, trying to forcefully pass the Dad Joke torch to my children through over-exposure...
My friend said he didnt understand cloning. I said, "that makes two of us"...
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 AM
My friend said he didnt understand cloning. I said, "that makes two of us"...
I woke up this morning to find that someone had dumped a load of Lego bricks on my doorstep. I don’t know what to make of it...
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I woke up this morning to find that someone had dumped a load of Lego bricks on my doorstep. I don’t know what to make of it...
I tried to make reservations at the library. Unfortunately, they were booked...
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I tried to make reservations at the library. Unfortunately, they were booked...
I’ve been to the dentist a lot. I know the drill...
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I’ve been to the dentist a lot. I know the drill...
A police officer caught two kids playing with a car battery and a firework. He charged one and let the other one go...
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
A police officer caught two kids playing with a car battery and a firework. He charged one and let the other one go...
I’m practicing for a bug-eating contest and I’ve got butterflies in my stomach...
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I’m practicing for a bug-eating contest and I’ve got butterflies in my stomach...
My friend tells the most outrageous lies about the food he eats. He's on a High Fibber diet...
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
My friend tells the most outrageous lies about the food he eats. He's on a High Fibber diet...
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time...
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time...
I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked...
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked...
If I won the $10 million lottery, I'd donate a quarter of it to charity.
Mind you, that would leave me with only $9,999,999.75 though...
Mind you, that would leave me with only $9,999,999.75 though...
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
If I won the $10 million lottery, I'd donate a quarter of it to charity.
Mind you, that would leave me with only $9,999,999.75 though...
Mind you, that would leave me with only $9,999,999.75 though...
I quit my art class. It was a little too sketchy...
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I quit my art class. It was a little too sketchy...
I tried watching one of those virtual fireplaces on Netflix, but it didn't work. I forgot to put the login...
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I tried watching one of those virtual fireplaces on Netflix, but it didn't work. I forgot to put the login...
A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my foot. It hurt like the Dickens...
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my foot. It hurt like the Dickens...
It's tradition on Christmas morning at our house to have Eggs Benedicts served on disposable styrofoam plates.
Because there's no plates like foam for the hollandaise...
Because there's no plates like foam for the hollandaise...
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's tradition on Christmas morning at our house to have Eggs Benedicts served on disposable styrofoam plates.
Because there's no plates like foam for the hollandaise...
Because there's no plates like foam for the hollandaise...
I saw that someone hit a truck full of electric guitars. Luckily it was just a fender bender...
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I saw that someone hit a truck full of electric guitars. Luckily it was just a fender bender...
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed...
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed...
Can someone here explain to me the 3-pointer in basketball? I know it's a long shot...
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Can someone here explain to me the 3-pointer in basketball? I know it's a long shot...
A king and a queen walked into the bar. The bartender says "I can't serve you. You're not 21"...
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A king and a queen walked into the bar. The bartender says "I can't serve you. You're not 21"...
I once played poker at the laundromat. I thought I was going to win, but I ended up folding...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I once played poker at the laundromat. I thought I was going to win, but I ended up folding...
My favourite coat is falling apart and I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams...
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
My favourite coat is falling apart and I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams...
Every morning I plan on making pancakes, but I keep waffling...
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Every morning I plan on making pancakes, but I keep waffling...
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it is up there...
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it is up there...
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast...
Things went sideways real fast...
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast...
Things went sideways real fast...
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet...
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet...
A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw.
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw.
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”