Coladash
coladash.bsky.social
Coladash
@coladash.bsky.social
Collectibles/ Hobby Store Owner, trying to forcefully pass the Dad Joke torch to my children through over-exposure...
My friend said he didnt understand cloning. I said, "that makes two of us"...
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I woke up this morning to find that someone had dumped a load of Lego bricks on my doorstep. I don’t know what to make of it...
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I tried to make reservations at the library. Unfortunately, they were booked...
January 21, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I’ve been to the dentist a lot. I know the drill...
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 AM
A police officer caught two kids playing with a car battery and a firework. He charged one and let the other one go...
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I’m practicing for a bug-eating contest and I’ve got butterflies in my stomach...
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
My friend tells the most outrageous lies about the food he eats. He's on a High Fibber diet...
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time...
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked...
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
If I won the $10 million lottery, I'd donate a quarter of it to charity.
Mind you, that would leave me with only $9,999,999.75 though...
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I quit my art class. It was a little too sketchy...
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I tried watching one of those virtual fireplaces on Netflix, but it didn't work. I forgot to put the login...
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my foot. It hurt like the Dickens...
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's tradition on Christmas morning at our house to have Eggs Benedicts served on disposable styrofoam plates.
Because there's no plates like foam for the hollandaise...
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I saw that someone hit a truck full of electric guitars. Luckily it was just a fender bender...
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed...
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Can someone here explain to me the 3-pointer in basketball? I know it's a long shot...
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
A king and a queen walked into the bar. The bartender says "I can't serve you. You're not 21"...
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I once played poker at the laundromat. I thought I was going to win, but I ended up folding...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My favourite coat is falling apart and I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams...
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Every morning I plan on making pancakes, but I keep waffling...
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it is up there...
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.

Things went sideways real fast...
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet...
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw.
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM