I went to a game store this weekend while traveling that had their Magic rare bulk ALPHABETIZED (and by color) and every C/U organized by set.

I think I had a religious experience.

I know NIN has a lot of fans but the entirety of the US doesn't need to LARP the ARG to 2007's Year Zero.

Pokemon Company has the perfect opportunity here to drop the Epstein files during tomorrow's Pokemon Presents...

Day 7 of walking around my neighborhood during my lunch break.

Me and the local geese have finally made an accord.

They are literally the top grossing media franchise in the world, had double the normal amount of time to work on the game, can't deliver it until the end of the year, and it still looks worse than BotW2.

I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

I used to wonder why my dad, out of both excitement and out of anger, would be full on SCREAMING at sports on TV.

Then I came to the realization I do the same thing every time there is a Pokemon Presents.

Just played a game of Magic where Captain America threw Excalibur (from Assassin's Creed) at Rosie Cotton's head, only for him to be promptly defeated by a Redwall-esque rabbit.

Went through a metal detector and the plate surgically implanted in my wrist didn't set it off.

Why did I even bother becoming Cyberpunk?

My prediction for the Switch 2:

More shovelware and asset flips absolutely flooding the eShop.

Of the lies I've told myself in my life, "Balatro won't be addictive." ranks right up there with "I won't regret my second marriage."

If violent videogames do get banned all that remains would be the "woke" ones about farming and whatnot.

Talk about an absolute win.