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Christopher Coffman
@coffmanesq.bsky.social
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“...a good fellow: rather miscellaneous and bric-à-brac, but likable.”

economics, public policy, art and literature, philosophy; Rice owl; recovering full-time college adjunct

(you may have known me as “tex” in the other place)
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skill issue
quote from the article "When I use current devices or most applications, I feel like I am walking through Times Square in New York and constantly just dealing with all the little indignities along the way - flashing lights in my face...people bumping into me, like noise is going off, and it's an unsettling thing," he said. The bright, flashing notifications and the dopamine-chasing social apps are where today's devices are going wrong, Altman believes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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my account was locked within a couple of seconds of quote tweeting elom saying that by his own logic he should be hanged
screenshot of me being forced to delete a tweet “Remove Post Post 1 of 1 Violating our rules against violent speech. You may not share abusive content, harass someone, or encourage other people to do so. Christopher Coffman @cottmanesa elon and his little doge co-conspirators unequivocally killed hundreds of thousands of people with their reckless and sociopathic slashing of government spending/programs so by his own logic @elonmusk should be hanged https://t.co/10MX2HyDHi”
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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uncanny
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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billy ray cyrus looking deep in thought…much to think about
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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was craving some validation
back of a Life cereal box with one of those “spot the difference” challenges, consisting of two versions of an illustrated beach scene. i fucking nailed it. me, wearing the “Mikey’s Crew Eagle Eye Spotter” badge featuring a majestic bald eagle holding a banner
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Kylo Ren screaming “MORE!”
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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i know the shitty Trump ballroom donors are not the nicest people but i would not have guessed they had jt out for Dick Cheney
screenshot of a news snippet on the NY Times website, picture of Duck Cheney, with the link text: “Cheney Dies, Anonymous Ballroom Donors Face Scrutiny, and More”
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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pretty rich, coming from a ginormous vampire squid
screenshot of CNN headline: “Why Jamie Dimon is warning of 'cockroaches' in the US economy”
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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“qUiT cAlLiNg Us nAzIs”
the spongebob chicken meme, except now he’s throwing a nazi salute and has a little Hitler mustache
October 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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“qUiT cAlLiNg Us nAzIs”
October 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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back on my linkedin bullshit
screenshot of my post on linkedin: "whispers" "most white collar computer jobs are kind of BS and certainly don't need to be full-time gigs that require 40 hours of sitting and starting at computer screens"
October 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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looking at flowers, listening to Poppy, reading about nuclear war
photo from the courtyard at the Fort Worth Botanic Garden…trees, flowers, orange puff balls wrapped around the trunks of the trees album cover of Poppy’s album “i disagree” she’s staring at the camera, all sorts of black makeup/goo over her face, a hardcore metal spiked collar around her neck magazine cover featuring a glowing orange mushroom cloud against a red sky with dark clouds
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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nailed it
screenshot of sally jenkins’ bsky profile with one line in particular highlighted: “generator of highly disposable matter”
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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member of insane clown posse in a music video asking, with a confused look on his clown face, “fuckin’ magnets, how do they work”
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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split screen picture top: Grima Wormtongue whispering evil into the ear of King Theoden bottom: little Marco Rubio (who sold his soul) whispering sycophantic shit into the ear of a demented racist who is under the illusion that he’s running the show
October 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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me, at the metalcore show
Otto from the Simpson, seated at a concert shouting at all of the people standing around him “sit down! sit down! you’re ruining it for everyone!”
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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hans moleman from the simpsons raising his hand with a concerned look on his face
October 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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got to see Pay Byrne this evening in an intimate setting…great Austin-based singer from Ireland
view from a living room with a great big window facing west, with the last light of the sun people are seated, and an Irishman is singing and playing guitar
October 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”
screenshot of tweet from Dept of Homeland Security “Recapture the America your forefathers created. Prevent foreign infiltration.” there’s a close-up shot of the face of the statue of liberty with the text “protect her”
October 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Rollins to Bessent: “we bailed out Argentina and then they undercut us on soybeans to China and now China is going to eat our lunch”

these people…they are so, so, so stupid

📸 Angelina Katsanis
Bessemer reading a text from Rollins in which she tells him about Argentina selling soy beans to China after the U.S. bailed out China and how this gives China more leverage over the U.S.
September 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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a man killed two people and wounded five others at a Kickapoo casino in the Rio Grande Valley today

no mention of it from Texas Gov Gerg Abbott
tweet from Gerg Abbott quote-tweeting a BNO News report on the Mormon church shooting in Michigan: "The escalation of violent attacks against people and places of faith is heinous and must end. I have directed the Texas Dept. of Public Safety to form task forces with federal and local law enforcement to better safeguard our places of worship." twitter search showing zero tweets from Gerg Abbott mentioning "kickapoo" twitter search showing zero results from Gerg Abbott's press office account mentioning "kickapoo"
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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i just wanted to sit in the little pollinator garden and read my book
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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meme: tv preacher, head bowed, eyes closed, caption reads “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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saw this on facebook and was pleased/surprised to see that there were a lot of comments along the lines of “this is nazi propaganda”
facebook post from the Department of Labor it’s reminiscent of a nazi/soviet propaganda poster there’s a white man with blond hair and chiseled jaw - you know, a good Aryan - wearing a button down shirt and blue jeans, a very determined look on his face, with a field of construction activity behind him the text on the poster reads “BUILD YOUR HOMELAND’S FUTURE!”
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM