Coffee Table
@coffeetable420.bsky.social
they/them
imma be so fr, your walls are such a comfy living space, mind if i move in :3
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imma be so fr, your walls are such a comfy living space, mind if i move in :3
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you just reminded me of this absolute chud.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
you just reminded me of this absolute chud.
ok but im also full of negative iq. BUT. 2 negatives make a positive so if we put our 2 braincells together we can be uber big smart
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
ok but im also full of negative iq. BUT. 2 negatives make a positive so if we put our 2 braincells together we can be uber big smart
generally you don't wanna be spending more than like 6 or 7 days on one thing
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
generally you don't wanna be spending more than like 6 or 7 days on one thing
if you want i could pretend to be a hater but i'd probably just put a /j and apologise afterwards so idk if it would be that convincing :P
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
if you want i could pretend to be a hater but i'd probably just put a /j and apologise afterwards so idk if it would be that convincing :P
then we discover susie's full name is "Susie Spinal Cord"
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
then we discover susie's full name is "Susie Spinal Cord"
i'd sure hope not, cos if that's the case then they're kinda 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i'd sure hope not, cos if that's the case then they're kinda 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥
ATLUS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU COOKING WITH THIS GAME
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ATLUS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU COOKING WITH THIS GAME
THIS FUCKING GAME 😭😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
THIS FUCKING GAME 😭😭😭