ryan
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Maybe I should pretend to be one, just to be safe.
There was a long line at the coffee shop, but the barista handed me mine before I even ordered. I've officially made it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There was a long line at the coffee shop, but the barista handed me mine before I even ordered. I've officially made it.
i never believe in myself as much as when I tell myself I suck.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i never believe in myself as much as when I tell myself I suck.
It's one of those days when I feel my shoes.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's one of those days when I feel my shoes.
Since the name Ryan means "little king" can I still go tomorrow?
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Since the name Ryan means "little king" can I still go tomorrow?
Trying to decide between negative self talk and doom scrolling.
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trying to decide between negative self talk and doom scrolling.
Not to brag, but I've mastered both being too much and not enough.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Not to brag, but I've mastered both being too much and not enough.
It's almost like me screaming doesn't help my kid understand their homework.
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's almost like me screaming doesn't help my kid understand their homework.
It should be illegal to manufacture hoodies with no strings.
October 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It should be illegal to manufacture hoodies with no strings.
There are days when everything feels right. Today is not one.
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
There are days when everything feels right. Today is not one.
I am not mentally prepared to exist today.
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I am not mentally prepared to exist today.
I don't always iron my clothes but when I do it's in a hotel room.
October 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I don't always iron my clothes but when I do it's in a hotel room.
Back in the burgh and can't miss the iconic Primanti Bros at the Grove City outlets.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Back in the burgh and can't miss the iconic Primanti Bros at the Grove City outlets.
I'm not sure the human body is designed for this.
September 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm not sure the human body is designed for this.
A recent teams reply I sent may indicate a slight case of burn out: "Imagine I went insane from being asked questions all day and was put into a mental institution for a year with no contact with society. What would you do next?"
September 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A recent teams reply I sent may indicate a slight case of burn out: "Imagine I went insane from being asked questions all day and was put into a mental institution for a year with no contact with society. What would you do next?"
I'm addicted to Botanist Coffeehouse iced americanos.
September 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm addicted to Botanist Coffeehouse iced americanos.
The youth are using CDs and cassettes to listen to music at school where Internet connected devices are banned. Invest in walkman stock.
September 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The youth are using CDs and cassettes to listen to music at school where Internet connected devices are banned. Invest in walkman stock.
I got raptured. I'd honestly rather be at work.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I got raptured. I'd honestly rather be at work.
Regretting my Tylenol vaccine.
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Regretting my Tylenol vaccine.
Such a cool backdrop for a music festival.
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Such a cool backdrop for a music festival.
It's weird preparing to leave for a trip that I chose to go on for myself and no other reason.
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's weird preparing to leave for a trip that I chose to go on for myself and no other reason.
It's fitting that society is collapsing when I'm borderline happy for the first time in... ever?
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's fitting that society is collapsing when I'm borderline happy for the first time in... ever?
The children never seem to appreciate my fully caffeinated and vyvansed energy when I wake them up for school.
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The children never seem to appreciate my fully caffeinated and vyvansed energy when I wake them up for school.
My 6th grade daughter tried out for the all district middle school Shrek musical and got a callback for Lord Farquaad!
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My 6th grade daughter tried out for the all district middle school Shrek musical and got a callback for Lord Farquaad!
I've recently learned I have more of a Greene county drawl than I realized, and I am not pleased.
September 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've recently learned I have more of a Greene county drawl than I realized, and I am not pleased.
You could never explain the excitement around the Fleury preseason game to someone who lives here and that's probably the thing I miss most about living in Pittsburgh.
September 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You could never explain the excitement around the Fleury preseason game to someone who lives here and that's probably the thing I miss most about living in Pittsburgh.