Bollards Appreciator
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Go Birds, build housing, and fund transit.
PNW
Go Birds, build housing, and fund transit.
PNW
Imagine if we had a population that was simply smart enough to just not take a giant bite of deep fried dog turds in the first place.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Imagine if we had a population that was simply smart enough to just not take a giant bite of deep fried dog turds in the first place.
Why put your foot on your opponent’s throat when you can just completely forget how to play offense instead of?
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why put your foot on your opponent’s throat when you can just completely forget how to play offense instead of?
Love living here in my very normal country.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Love living here in my very normal country.
If I was a 72 year old mayor, I would just say fuck it, push for more housing l, and retire at the end of my term.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If I was a 72 year old mayor, I would just say fuck it, push for more housing l, and retire at the end of my term.
Being able to find ways to blame Dems for the moral failings of republicans seems like the only requirement for a job there.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Being able to find ways to blame Dems for the moral failings of republicans seems like the only requirement for a job there.
It’s not great that people keep convincing themselves that we can somehow erase what happened in Nov 2024 via legislative process.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s not great that people keep convincing themselves that we can somehow erase what happened in Nov 2024 via legislative process.
Lots of people are exposing the fact that they don’t know ball.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lots of people are exposing the fact that they don’t know ball.
Also, moving to another first world country is very difficult/ borderline on impossible for the vast majority of people. We have to make it work here because we have no alternative.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Also, moving to another first world country is very difficult/ borderline on impossible for the vast majority of people. We have to make it work here because we have no alternative.
I can’t even comprehend how big a fucking loser you have to be to willingly dress up like this to go arrest random plumbers in the suburbs.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can’t even comprehend how big a fucking loser you have to be to willingly dress up like this to go arrest random plumbers in the suburbs.
The press lives in absolute fear of being called biased by the most comically evil and bad faith individuals in American society.
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The press lives in absolute fear of being called biased by the most comically evil and bad faith individuals in American society.
Do I get to scan their ugly mugs to verify their identity too? How else am I supposed to know there isn’t some Tren de Aragua illegal immigrant under that mask?
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do I get to scan their ugly mugs to verify their identity too? How else am I supposed to know there isn’t some Tren de Aragua illegal immigrant under that mask?
Every time I see a picture of this fuckers pointy noggin, I literally laugh out loud. Like how is that shit real.
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Every time I see a picture of this fuckers pointy noggin, I literally laugh out loud. Like how is that shit real.
This is apparently what the median voter was looking for when they went to the polls last year.
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is apparently what the median voter was looking for when they went to the polls last year.
The whole Guliani arc in Trump 1 was like some sort of fever dream.
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The whole Guliani arc in Trump 1 was like some sort of fever dream.
Do you get hired at the NYT because of brain damaged takes like this, or is that something you develop after the fact?
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do you get hired at the NYT because of brain damaged takes like this, or is that something you develop after the fact?
Idk. I think all of that flows down from the top. You can look through history and see how royalty, and the court around them, becomes more insular and disappears further and further up their own asses with each generation.
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Idk. I think all of that flows down from the top. You can look through history and see how royalty, and the court around them, becomes more insular and disappears further and further up their own asses with each generation.
This feels like the inevitable result of treating your most senior leadership position as an inherited title.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This feels like the inevitable result of treating your most senior leadership position as an inherited title.
Sure wish our major orgs saw themselves as more than just stenographers of the descent into fascism.
October 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sure wish our major orgs saw themselves as more than just stenographers of the descent into fascism.
This is some absolute peak Beltway media shit.
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is some absolute peak Beltway media shit.
What kind of movies is this guy showing kids?? Is he putting on “The Pianist” or something?
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What kind of movies is this guy showing kids?? Is he putting on “The Pianist” or something?
This explains so much about why the NYT is the way it is.
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This explains so much about why the NYT is the way it is.
From your lips to God’s ears.
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
From your lips to God’s ears.
U-Haul Medallion status.
September 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
U-Haul Medallion status.
Chad really isn’t fucking around.
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Chad really isn’t fucking around.
This is even funnier when you realize we have been steadily loosing gas stations since the 1970s.
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is even funnier when you realize we have been steadily loosing gas stations since the 1970s.