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🇵🇸🔻 Regal Coffee Cobra
@coffee.cobra.monster
He/Him | Buff communist/furry artist/WevDev in Chicago 😎

Website: https://cobra.monster/

avi: @limesquares.bsky.social
Can't believe an L station and one of my weightlifting gyms is in that Art Deco masterpiece. #Chicago feels surreal sometimes
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I wouldn't be able to bring any brewed coffee, but I'm thinking of getting an aroma tester like this and passing 2 or 3 of them around, perhaps giving folks a chance to vote on which coffee they think it is :3c
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Not sure Argent knew what he was getting into when he agreed to help Daneer do some "heavy lifting" 🤔
(not sure he's complaining either)
#furry #furryArt
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm doing Onyx's "Advent of Coffee" this year and it's genuinely been so fun. #Coffee AND snake motifs?! It really is Christmas 🎄🐍
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
#MFF was awesome! Had a great time and found neat stuff!
Especially happy with the pancake frogs 🐸 :3
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Mine told me I was a "skill builder" because I just heavily use YT to figure out how to fix shit lol
Like maybe but like I needed to replace my mouse wheel encoder and where else was I gonna go for a teardown of the thing
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Not to shill my own non-monetized, no-metrics/tracking blog but this review has something special about it 👀
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I appreciate the commitment to the bit, and coffee splotch integrity
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's so jarring visiting folks in the suburbs now like what do you mean I can't travel down the road for the coffee. Man. Every city needs better transit
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
First up: Anticonquista! They only one I've already visited in the past. But I had to start here
In many ways the most single origin you'll ever get! :3

Coffee is very good. Nothing crazy but easily the best "standard medium-dark" espresso you could ask for
#chicago #coffee
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Heading out on another little #chicago #coffee tour! This time, Pilsen and Bridgeport 😤

Good excuse to really explore outside of my usual stomping grounds :3
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In a fit of "I don't have to live with this shit" energy, I made the effort to replace my Razer mouse's shitty scroll wheel encoder 😤
I think learning to solder w/ mechanical keyboards really gave me a good baseline for this kind of thing :3
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Wow 2% of all the bikeshare stayions...that feels like a lot, especially since I mostly just use the same few each time. Guess that micromobolity really comes in handy! #chicago #bikechi
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh yeah the art museum and zoo are the two attractions I am actually very familiar with! I had a summer internship at the zoo's endocrinology lab way back when and would just hang out there or at the museum afterwards :3

The Ellsworth Kelly pieces were my faves 💜 (esp this one)
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My brother's dog ate my Stalin history book. I guess even dogs can be revisionist 😕
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gonna get a salad to be healthy 😊
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Had a great time :3
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hell yeah tourist time
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The train to St Louis is worth it if only for the last 5 minutes
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Took about half the bag but I finally dialed this spooky #coffee into a perfect pour over 😤☕️

It's an anaerobic process, so it has really good but chill fermented notes with a strong "candied" flavor note
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'll never get tired of train travel, mang. We need this everywhere 😤🚄
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Checking out a new cafe, "Milli by Metric". Giant jade plants, warm wood everywhere, these crazy blue-orange tables...and pretty good #coffee and (apparently) insane in-house pastries. Feels like a winner so far!
#chicago
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This behemoth barely fits in my bag lmao I should've checked to see if I was going to be bringing home a brick 🧱
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
At a book signing event for House of Leaves author's newest novel :3
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I've already started making plans for a 3rd-wave #coffee outing during #MFF this year.

Thinking also of organizing a #bouldering gym outing too, since First Ascent's Block 37 location is:

1. Fucking awesome
2. Literally attached to a Blue line L station (Rosemont --> Washington no transfers!)
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM