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Thorn
@coelliptic.bsky.social
haunted queerdo doing mad science. working on space stuff (not for that guy). into electronics, amateur radio, airplanes, and other assorted nerd things. bad at german and icelandic. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

she/they
los angeles
PLAT! FORM! PLAT! FORM! PLAT! FORM!

I'm in and you don't even need to give me anything. I'm here for the love of building a platform
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me too!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Thank you Emmy, and right back at ya
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Replace jeans with hiking gear and now you're getting somewhere (although this also describes every German tourist)
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Meanwhile I'm over here throwing my lactose tolerance around
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Just a feeling I had
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm in that sweet spot where I'm good enough that they won't switch to English but bad enough that they get an "aw, cute" look on their face
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Or, hear me out: one turkey-sized rotisserie samosa
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This little guy deserves scritches and treats
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I'm going to be inconsolable.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Well I'll be darned. What won't they think of next
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
The curse of the popples!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Definitely in the top ten if not the top five in names for things
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
omg this breaks my heart
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM