same but with howlr for my phone

What about a brandistock spear but the blades double as a jacob's ladder?

Funny enough, As the theme was playing, they brought brakeing news that The Onion just bought Info Wars.

The complement had blown Narko off his paws. Never before had someone described him as "sick, but in the good way".
Everyone else continued their discussion as normal, leaving Narko to bubble with warm fuzzies alone in his hammock. For the first time he didn't see himself as a being of burden.

People don't tend to remember the place they where born but I certainly do.